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Compare yourself to a young Marlon Brando
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Don't forget your wallet!
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Laugh at any jokes she makes.
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Also make sure its very full and she gets a glimpse ;) |
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make sure you split the tab 50/50 none of this paying full sexism
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Pop the front of house a 50 pound note so that you get a scenic view of Newcastle
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Say haway at least 12 times
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Tell her that you've got another girl that your interested in to make her jealous.
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be all over her like rash.
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Talk her through the tactics Chris Powell used at the weekend
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If you listen to any of the sheriff's advice you will be joining him on the sex offenders register
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'accidentally' drop a magnum condom in front of her
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