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Ithinkiloveyoutoo 25-11-2012 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Marc (Post 5647512)
Grasp my warm throbbing piece, while I slowly caress your ample and supple bossom and plunge my finger into your moistened vagina and sensually massage you until you breathe orgasmic nothingness into my ear.
Too funny.

Marcus. 25-11-2012 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Munchkins (Post 5648021)
This thread has made me feel ill
same

Ithinkiloveyoutoo 25-11-2012 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by bigbrother12 (Post 5648310)
same
Oh grab a sausage and ram it deep inside your warm velvety meat cage.

Raph 25-11-2012 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Ammi (Post 5647462)
..this thread is utter filth.....:hmph:
Yeah what a silly thread :bored:

Marcus. 25-11-2012 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo (Post 5648325)
Oh grab a sausage and ram it deep inside your warm velvety meat cage.
no thanks

Ithinkiloveyoutoo 25-11-2012 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Raph (Post 5648327)
Yeah what a silly thread :bored:
Then don't post in it. But I supposed at 28th most loved you can do what you blooming like! http://i50.tinypic.com/24vskfs.gif

Raph 25-11-2012 05:44 PM
Aw sorry :p

Ithinkiloveyoutoo 25-11-2012 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by bigbrother12 (Post 5648328)
no thanks
a medieval torture device disguised as a mechanic dildo then? That will be nice deep inside your warm velvetty meat cage.

Marcus. 25-11-2012 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo (Post 5648364)
a medieval torture device disguised as a mechanic dildo then? That will be nice deep inside your warm velvetty meat cage.
no thank yoy

Ithinkiloveyoutoo 25-11-2012 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by bigbrother12 (Post 5648377)
no thank yoy
a fist then?

Kate! 25-11-2012 05:56 PM
ROFL.

You'll never corrupt BB12 :D

Marcus. 25-11-2012 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo (Post 5648389)
a fist then?
nope

Marcus. 25-11-2012 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by *Kate* (Post 5648394)
ROFL.

You'll never corrupt BB12 :D
that right

Vicky. 29-06-2013 11:26 PM
How did I not know about this thread at the time?! :laugh:

King Gizzard 29-06-2013 11:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo (Post 5648325)
Oh grab a sausage and ram it deep inside your warm velvety meat cage.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marcus. (Post 5648328)
no thanks
Think this is the first time I am ever going to use this smiley..:laugh2:

Marcus. 29-06-2013 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Nathan (Post 6119611)
Think this is the first time I am ever going to use this smiley..:laugh2:
wowers
this was i was starting off on this forum when i posted that

Z 29-06-2013 11:43 PM
pmsfl at this thread!!

reece(: 29-06-2013 11:54 PM
Ithinkiloveyoutoo :lovedup:

Benjamin 30-06-2013 12:10 AM
I forgot I had made this thread until today. :laugh:

*mazedsalv** 30-06-2013 12:17 AM
He ploughed her and encouraged her to get more moist. The throbbing sausage then disappeared in her shuttle door as she begged for more only to ask him if he wanted bangers and mash for dinner the next day.

Glenn. 30-06-2013 12:19 AM
I say on the toilet and squeezed the chudnut from my anal canal. The stench rose to my nostrils and filled my nose with the putrid tang of waste.

Z 30-06-2013 12:21 AM
She stroked and strummed away like she was playing a guitar; a guitar with curves in all the right places. She whispered a soft moaning "no" as her best friend slipped two fingers inside her. Girl on girl, body on body, they rubbed against each other until they reached a climax at the same time, she squealed; she shuddered; and they both collapsed in a fit of ecstasy.


(I am in a library right now, this is so not okay)

*mazedsalv** 30-06-2013 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Zee (Post 6119887)
She stroked and strummed away like she was playing a guitar; a guitar with curves in all the right places. She whispered a soft moaning "no" as her best friend slipped two fingers inside her. Girl on girl, body on body, they rubbed against each other until they reached a climax at the same time, she squealed; she shuddered; and they both collapsed in a fit of ecstasy.


(I am in a library right now, this is so not okay)
Read your sentence out loud. :joker: You always get those people who get offended if you make the slightest noise in the library. I had hiccups during exam time in the library. The looks I got were like I stole someone's steak.

Shaun 30-06-2013 12:27 AM
cum cum cum cum

Z 30-06-2013 12:27 AM
Come together right now over me


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