I'll let you in if you get a shave and wear a dress ... :pipe:

Right, come on forum ladies - who else is on board for this?

No more cries of sexism please :laugh:

question well we have on for the lads

Sounds ****e

you have not answard my question

Don't see anyone organising a better one for the guys. :pipe:
:tongue:

will i up for it if we do

:joker::joker:

as i put

i am a bit tipsy

Sounds like it's grab a granny night on TIBB. they'll be knickers round ankles in club toilet cubicles on that night.

Right, get out. You men have your own thread now.

Shoo.

:suspect:

I thought the hen night was on thursday. :suspect:

That's what they told you :whistle:

You shouldn't even be here. You're a guy ! :nono:

I BROUGHT A LOVELY DRESS AS WELL.

I hope the police turn up and arrest you for your despicable behavior.

I'm the son of god. I think that transcends all things such as etiquette.

Glenn. OUT!!! You're not allowed in here.

Tut.

Sort them out Vanessa.

This is a hen night thread. Guys, you have your own stag do thread. :nono:

But we've heard this is where the loose wenches are hanging out.

Right, we'll be forced to get out the rubber hoses if you won't leave peaceably.

You can get my meat hose out if you wish?

Kate ,I hope you have a spare Ann summers catalogue there,you could make yourself a bit of cash,people will buy anything when they are pissed,lol and we will lock the door so we dont get gatecrashers,and bring a bottle (or two) girls:elephant::dance::wavey:

We need a stripper! :amazed::evilgrin: