did you really just mention johnny cash and bob dylan alongside rylan omfg lol
those two are poets with soul. rylan is a 2 a penny kareoke singer at best.
he's a fame hungry ***** he doesn't care how he gets it. he is not a real singer
he is the macdonalds of the music business a product of no value and little talent. simon cowel cash cow to milk the latest generation of robot kids who follow like sheep these x factor rejects.

Does his day job involve a blow?

He won CBB on the back of the X Factor votes simple as. Has nowt to do with his contribution to the house.

People genuinly think he's good looking?

I think my dog's had better looking poos quite frankly.

Rylan refused an appearance on loose women after his win simply because he wanted £40 and they said £1.99.

Oh dear , cant say I've studied my dogs poo that much :joker::joker:

I'm a very responsible owner and I pick her mess up.

...psst... what's Speidi's job again?

...and what did they do in the house?

...exactly. :thumbs:

Rylan ain't even original ... http://moneyteachers.org/images/V.jpg been done before.

Good for you, one of my pet hates is people leaving dog poo everywhere .:hugesmile:

There job is to entertain and BOY did they entertain! And rylans job is??????

And please folks don't say blow job, it's been done already.

Just ask daddy Razor.

Massage to you too.

I wasnt refering to their lierary skills as bastians of the written verse. I was atoning my reference to their warbling skills, something that even a tone deaf organ grinder wouldnt fail to notice. Once again someone puts their imagination and trolling skills to work attempting to discredit my post. Smeagol I am surprised that you would stoop to this level, you do surprise me.

He is good looking, was horrible looking back in the day though :laugh:

I wonder if he mentioned CBB during the tour?

Bob Dylan and JOHNNY CASH (Johnny *******ing CASH!!!) can't sing ??
I've really heard it all now !!!!!! :laugh3:

Rylan doesn't even deserve to be mentioned in the same Universe as such musical legends! :nono:

Cant anyone write a post without swearing, it is so ignorant and downright crass. Mans inability to formulate a sentence using the queens English shows lack of breeding and a high level of ignorance. I love that quote. :dance:

Shame it's complete bollocks though with absolutely no grounding in reality. Swearing and articulacy have no correlation whatsoever. And you really should not be throwing sand considering you're awful at the whole keyboard business and misspell plenty of words.

You're throwing sand a lot actually, telling people what they should and shouldn't be posting. It's not a good way to endear yourself. It's flabbergasting watching you suggest people should get over Speidi and stop bringing them up, then later when you get accused of bringing them up saying "I didnt know we were not allowed to mention their name, sorry I will send the memo to those concerned.".

The Johnny Cash/Bob Dylan stuff doesn't even bear thinking about. Warble this, tone that. Both of them can sing and have ridiculously characteristic, soul stirring voices. That's what makes a good singer. Rylan does not compare to them one bit.



I said I was ignoring you but you know ...

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I ****ing hate you :laugh3:

nah i was just saying its a crime to even mention major artists alongside him ,
you did mention the spice girls though so they would of been better as a comparison . he is a better singer than them though so is my cat lol
i'm smeagol i hunt trolls lol

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