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lostalex 19-02-2013 09:51 AM

sheriff is intimidating the mods into censoring people.

GiRTh 19-02-2013 10:35 AM

Is that Anthony Weiners wife in your sig?

lostalex 19-02-2013 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by GiRTh (Post 5842262)
Is that Anthony Weiners wife in your sig?

Yes, Hillary's aid. Huma Abedin. (Michele Bachman prolly thinks she's an secret Al Qaeda operative.)

Two women with strong opinions about red. I love them.

Jesus. 19-02-2013 10:42 AM

I do go for the finger in approach. Although it's not really in, it's just applying pressure to the chocolate starfish.

I thought I was the only one that did that too. This is like therapy.

Is it gay to wipe your anus hole properly?

GiRTh 19-02-2013 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by lostalex (Post 5842263)
Yes, Hillary's aid. Huma Abedin. (Michele Bachman prolly thinks she's an secret Al Qaeda operative.)

Two women with strong opinions about red. I love them.

:hugesmile:

Love both of these strong women.

Munchkins 19-02-2013 10:59 AM

Eurgh why do threads like this have to be created tbh
tmi about forum members, i usually dont read the threads. but still :p

Conzors 19-02-2013 11:00 AM

and people say my threads are bad!

Glenn. 19-02-2013 11:04 AM

I wipe my arse thoroughly with wet wipes. A wet wipe is stronger than tissue.

Imagine putting your finger through the tissue and having poo under your fingernails.

Jesus. 19-02-2013 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by GiRTh (Post 5842281)
:hugesmile:

Love both of these strong women.

Not Bachman though, I hope. I think her husband is the strong woman in their relationship.

Jesus. 19-02-2013 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Glenn (Post 5842291)
I wipe my arse thoroughly with wet wipes. A wet wipe is stronger than tissue.

Imagine putting your finger through the tissue and having poo under your fingernails.

Flushing wet wipes will eventually clog your system up, and cause a massive back rush of pooey liquid to come pouring into your abode.

Kizzy 19-02-2013 11:06 AM

A new low.....
toilet humour how apt, tibb is heading down the ****ter...... :joker:

Conzors 19-02-2013 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Glenn (Post 5842291)
I wipe my arse thoroughly with wet wipes. A wet wipe is stronger than tissue.

Imagine putting your finger through the tissue and having poo under your fingernails.

hahhahahhahahahaha

lostalex 19-02-2013 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Jesus.H.Christ (Post 5842292)
Not Bachman though, I hope. I think her husband is the strong woman in their relationship.

no definitely not Bachman, and her husband is not a strong woman, her husband is a strong douche. A huge wave of vaginal cleansing fluid. He sucks.

lostalex 19-02-2013 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Glenn (Post 5842291)
Imagine putting your finger through the tissue and having poo under your fingernails.

...it happens...

don't act like you don't know...

Jesus. 19-02-2013 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by lostalex (Post 5842300)
no definitely not Bachman, and her husband is not a strong woman, her husband is a strong douche. A huge wave of vaginal cleansing fluid. He sucks.


lostalex 19-02-2013 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Conzors (Post 5842285)
and people say my threads are bad!

yes they do. :dazzler:

lostalex 19-02-2013 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Jesus.H.Christ (Post 5842304)


to be fair, john stewart is being a bit homophobic in this clip. and john stewart is pretty gay, he's certainly not the most masculine guy in the world.

So many things and many people are so gay for so many reasons...

anyways, prejudice blah blah blah.

sooty 19-02-2013 03:32 PM

Luckily I have an electronic bidet, "Washlet" (paperless toilet):blush:

Jesus. 19-02-2013 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by lostalex (Post 5842315)
to be fair, john stewart is being a bit homophobic in this clip. and john stewart is pretty gay, he's certainly not the most masculine guy in the world.

So many things and many people are so gay for so many reasons...

anyways, prejudice blah blah blah.

How is he being homophobic there?

Educate a no-homo (trademark of Legend Killer) guy like me.

Legend killer 19-02-2013 03:37 PM

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/3shellsbig.jpg

lostalex 19-02-2013 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus.H.Christ (Post 5842709)
How is he being homophobic there?

Educate a no-homo (trademark of Legend Killer) guy like me.

because he's ridiculing the guy by saying he's probably gay, instead of just ridiculing the guy cause he's an idiot. Why is he saying the guy is an idiot cause he's probably gay and therefore a hypocrite , instead of just ridiculing the guy's ridiculous ideas?

Str8 people have a history of ridiculing homophobes by saying they are gay, instead of attacking the homophobic ideas.

it's basically like saying all racists secretly fancy black women. Oh look at this racist guy, he's so racist, but he prolly wants to have sex with black women, ha ha ha blah.

I'm sure a lot of racist men are attracted to some black women, but wtf does that have to do with the issue of racism? nothing.

Jesus. 19-02-2013 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by lostalex (Post 5842727)
because he's ridiculing the guy by saying he's probably gay, instead of just ridiculing the guy cause he's an idiot. Why is he saying the guy is an idiot cause he's probably gay and therefore a hypocrite , instead of just ridiculing the guy's ridiculous ideas?

Str8 people have a history of ridiculing homophobes by saying they are gay, instead of attacking the homophobic ideas.

it's basically like saying all racists secretly fancy black women.

MB has admitted being attracted to people of the same sex, and he believes (promotes) a "pray away the gay" programme. That's hypocrisy.

That's hypocrisy. I agree it's quite a common tactic. Bill Maher uses it all the time with republicans (although the fact they keep getting caught in airport bathrooms after voting against gay rights obviously says something), and it is an easy laugh line.

I think in MB's case it's justified though.

lostalex 19-02-2013 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus.H.Christ (Post 5842737)
MB has admitted being attracted to people of the same sex, and he believes (promotes) a "pray away the gay" programme. That's hypocrisy.

That's hypocrisy. I agree it's quite a common tactic. Bill Maher uses it all the time with republicans (although the fact they keep getting caught in airport bathrooms after voting against gay rights obviously says something), and it is an easy laugh line.

I think in MB's case it's justified though.

It's not justified though,. because, the fact that he has same-sex attractions doesn't make his homophobia any less offensive. And ridiculing him for having same-sex attractions is homophobic.

It's just reinforcing the stereotype that actually, homophobia is just a problem in the gay community. It has nothing to do with str8 people, it's just gay people hating gay people. Which is not the case at all.

arista 19-02-2013 03:56 PM

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...55_634x464.jpg

Jesus. 19-02-2013 03:58 PM

I'm amazed at how many people finger their bum holes.

I really thought I was the only person who'd developed this technique for cleanliness.


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