...LOL..I don't believe a word of that LK...this 'bad boy' image just isn't convincing at all....you're very funny though, I smile at all of your posts...:love:

really
not mine

I once had a girl ask me if i was really gay, and what if she got me really drunk...

I was like, umm, i think that would be date rape...?

and then i spit on her. "That's what i think of your date raping ways!" i said.

actually i didn't. but it made the story more exciting.

the first part was true though.

Munchkins even if I was the ugliest guy you ever met if you walked past me on the street and saw me spitting you would instinctively think to yourself " oh he is such a rebel" So although you didn't like my outward exterior much the bad boy gene inside you would automatically take over you and have you involuntarily foaming at the mouth

This hatred towards yourself for liking a "bad boy" like me combined with you not originally liking my outward appearance would only cause you to like me even more then you would a guy who was better looking but doesn't spit on pavements

Sources A-Level Science and Psychology

what about horse poo? its massive and its everywhere

i've never seen horse poo where i live... where is horse poo everywhere? it's not.

You make a good point. I'd totally wanna suck your d**k.

Only when playing football tbh.

my lass thinks it really horrible she would be sick
i have to spit if i have to away from her in a tissute then put it in the tolet and flush the chain

she secretly loves it though. She's just playing her role, pretending to be grossed out, she loves having a man that has to be told though. She's secretly thinking, gawd he's so gross, such a gross boy, such a gross boy that is so boyish and masculine and hot and i'm totally gonna slam my face into his crotch later.

nah she dose not

Get a bucket
Scoop it up


its great for garden compost

oh, well european girls are different i guess.

Eww,TOO much info:hugesmile:

they must be
my lass has the same thought as munckins

I remember my dad said to me "spitting on someone is worse than punching someone". Probably right in a way. Anyway yeah it is disgusing and unacceptable.

Oh pleaaaaase.. "the bad boy" authority attitude. No one is hardly like Christian Slater from True Romance nowadays <3 Just spotty boys who can't string a sentence together. Ha. Although I am kind of "seeing" someone at the moment. He likes to think he is a bit of a bad boy! Which I suppose is a bit of a turn on. I let him think that anyway. But with me.. he's a softie. Ha!

However at my young age I made the mistake of being in a long term relationship for too long. He turned out to be too boring and steady!

Wannabe bad boyzzzzz >>>>>>>> Booooooooores.

But in the future I would want someone in between. ;) Well maybe not.. don't want him to be a bore at all. Just a cheeky, fun, laid back chappy with plenty of charisma who is spontaneous and witty and gritty in the bedroom! Ha x

Think me and the boy I am seeing is just for short term but I am just having some fun while I am single. Hehe x

beastie makes a good point. a nerdy guy with curly hair and a hook nose spitting is not gonna be hot. It's gotta be a hot guy and doing it in the right way.

It's all about style.

Is it strange I imagined this whole post as if Zooey Deschanel typed it up????


Regardless it was amazingly hot

oh I didnt know that.

Aren't you 21? Do you not go out drinking? People piss on the streets and puke all over them, spitting should be the least of anybodies worries..

I guess spitting is the most unnecessary of the three though.

wait, maybe i'm confused. I thought we were talking about spitting like to use for lube, when you need to loosen up a hole...

are we just talking about spitting on the ground? I thought it was like double entendre, like when a guy spits, you know he's gonna put his fingers in you. spit is actually good lube...well better than nothing at least...

Also for gay guys, it shows he's getting his mouth wet, and he's ready to go down on you. Plenty of saliva to make it nice and slippery.

spitting in the street is dirty, and should come with a punch in the mouth on the spot!

baby armadillos!