if its dead you can always eat it!

:conf2::laugh2:

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
If at first you dont succeed try try again
Cleansiness is next to Godliness
Tell my loved ones I love them every day
Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today
treat others as you would like to be treated.

success is the best revenge

That's a good one Mizzy:hugesmile:

someone years ago said that to me and i thought wtf does she mean? now i know lol

swallow

It's very true when you think about it.

:joker::joker:naughty

you will get fat:joker:

and thirsty :shocked::joker:

I have a high metabolism, it's ok :love:

not a lot I can say to that:shocked:

Be ever vigilant for the zombie apocalypse.

:worship:

Get paid and get laid.

Prostitution?

I go to bed every night praying that when I will wake up to the zombie apocalypse

:joker:

1. Don't get involved in other peoples arguments.
2. Don't show your Internet side in real life. (People don't like it)
3. Don't perv over girls while they're looking.
4. Never cheer on Aston Villa to win a Football match.
5. Never stick yourself to a friend too much otherwise they get annoyed and fall out with you.
6. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
7. Never trust a stranger.
8. When your outside on your own always watch out for anyone behind you in case they keep following you and then attack you. (And watch out for other sides as well)
9. Never complain too much as there's always people that are worse off than I am.

I'm sorry if it was long, but they're the stuff that I've learned in my life so far.