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Jesus. 09-05-2013 11:23 AM
The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to be born
From a beautiful ladies Vagina
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Because the mum was a ***** called Regina.
The Owl looked down to the canal below,
And sang to a small guitar,
'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!'

arista 09-05-2013 11:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 5983515)
i thought jesus was supposed to have given sight to the blind

No he is Anal

Livia 09-05-2013 11:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesus.H.Christ (Post 5983562)
The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to be born
From a beautiful ladies Vagina
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Because the mum was a ***** called Regina.
The Owl looked down to the canal below,
And sang to a small guitar,
'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!'
Took you till page 2 to get to the pussy joke. You're slipping...

Jesus. 09-05-2013 11:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Livia (Post 5983564)
Took you till page 2 to get to the pussy joke. You're slipping...
That's what she said.

I wasn't even going to go there at all. It was only the owl that turned it into a nursery rhyme.

Jesus. 09-05-2013 11:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by arista (Post 5983563)
No he is Anal
You are Alan.

Jessica. 09-05-2013 12:27 PM
http://puu.sh/2PSPc.jpg

Shaun 09-05-2013 12:31 PM
:o

Niamh. 09-05-2013 12:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessica. (Post 5983680)
:amazed:

She's carrying a whole litter

Marsh. 09-05-2013 02:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesus.H.Christ (Post 5983496)
I genuinely can't make a baby
Aww. :pat:

Marc 09-05-2013 03:05 PM
:joker: that pic

Lee. 09-05-2013 03:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Livia (Post 5983505)
Sometimes I find it hard to believe he is the Son of God.
Son of a bitch more like..

Quote:
Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 5983542)
That does not look like an Owl :nono:
I have to agree with Jesus though, it does look more like an owl

Niamh. 09-05-2013 03:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lee. (Post 5983887)
Son of a bitch more like..



I have to agree with Jesus though, it does look more like an owl
Stop going for his 10pts Lee, he's already promised them to me :idc:

Marc 09-05-2013 03:15 PM
Lee you cheap desperate hoe

lostalex 09-05-2013 03:16 PM
I want to make jokes with MS Paint too, but i have a Mac. :(

Jesus. 09-05-2013 03:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 5983892)
Stop going for his 10pts Lee, he's already promised them to me :idc:
Would take a lot more than that to get Lee to register on my radar.

Lee. 09-05-2013 03:19 PM
-firmly scores Marc and Niamh off list-

Hmmm.. who do I give my 1pt and 2pt to now?

-ponders-

Lee. 09-05-2013 03:19 PM
*and jesus


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