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Niamh. 10-05-2013 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by anniek76 (Post 5985116)
My son had to go the doctors last week and when the doctor asked what was wrong he said "I have a tummy ache in my knee" He actually had a virus but decided that was what was wrong.

He also listens to everything you say even when you don't think so and a few months ago he fell downstairs and broke his collar bone and I was talking to my friend about it and said I felt so guilty when I took him to hospital that I thought they would judge me and that I hurt him deliberately and he said...."why did you try to hurt me mummy...all I wanted to do was give you a cuddle!" Destroyed me in one sentance.

awwww :love:

When my son was around 3, he was in the chip shop with Gav and when they got up to the counter Gav said to the woman, can I have a bag of chips please? and Luke says and a bag of burgers please? :laugh:

When my daughter was around 6 we were in the car and Dancing Queen was on the radio, when the song ended she said, Mom, are they telling her to eat up? (Dig in, the Dancing Queen)

Vicky. 10-05-2013 09:50 AM

Kids are just amazing. I cant wait until Skye can talk and stuff..though I may regret saying that when she embarasses me in public :laugh:

Niamh. 10-05-2013 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 5985174)
Kids are just amazing. I cant wait until Skye can talk and stuff..though I may regret saying that when she embarasses me in public :laugh:

You should write those funny things down in a notebook or something cos you'll forget most of it otherwise, i wish I had

Livia 10-05-2013 10:37 AM

Last time I saw my four year old Niece, Francesca, she said to me "You're doing my head in." Made me laugh...

Z 10-05-2013 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anniek76 (Post 5985116)
My son had to go the doctors last week and when the doctor asked what was wrong he said "I have a tummy ache in my knee" He actually had a virus but decided that was what was wrong.

He also listens to everything you say even when you don't think so and a few months ago he fell downstairs and broke his collar bone and I was talking to my friend about it and said I felt so guilty when I took him to hospital that I thought they would judge me and that I hurt him deliberately and he said...."why did you try to hurt me mummy...all I wanted to do was give you a cuddle!" Destroyed me in one sentance.

:laugh2: omg Annie that's awful! Ahahahaha! How did you even come back from that one?!

AnnieK 10-05-2013 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Zee (Post 5985283)
:laugh2: omg Annie that's awful! Ahahahaha! How did you even come back from that one?!

I haven't yet to be honest....:laugh: Crippled me....

Ninastar 10-05-2013 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 5985174)
Kids are just amazing. I cant wait until Skye can talk and stuff..though I may regret saying that when she embarasses me in public :laugh:

one of the kids at work stayed with their nana and auntie while his parents went on honeymoon, and they both made his parents a book of all the things he did and said while they were away.

it was huge, they used like half of an A3 sheet of paper to make all the pages and it was like 10 pages long.

nearly brought a tear to my eye

i want to make books for my kids too I think. just pictures of them as they get bigger and things they say etc.

Ninastar 17-05-2013 09:18 PM

There's this little boy at work who I absolutely love and he may or may not be my fave.... (i didnt say that) and I babysit for him, and i just missed a call from his mother today.

so i ring her up asking if everythings okay, and that i had a missed call and she tells me that the boy rang me himself by accident!! i couldn't stop laughing. it's so funny cause this boy is a crazy little kid. i can only imagine what he'd do if i had answered...

GypsyGoth 17-05-2013 09:29 PM

:laugh: did he know he was ringing you?

Ninastar 17-05-2013 09:40 PM

doubt it!! but funny that out of all her contacts, he rang me by accident

Vicky. 24-05-2013 12:29 PM

Kelly J*****
Shane just told me that he likes my eyeballs because they are big and round and he hopes he can have eyeballs like mine when he grows up. WTF
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Shane is 4... :D

GiRTh 24-05-2013 12:39 PM

Can I add my favourite baby vid?

This vid cheers me up whenever I'm having a bad day.

LOL @ 40 seconds.

Dad:Lets go talk to the crazy blue eyed kid
Crazy blue eyed kid : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cracks me up every time. :joker:

Josy 24-05-2013 12:47 PM

:joker:

They are adorable

GiRTh 24-05-2013 12:54 PM

And totally ruthless. :laugh2:

Z 24-05-2013 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by GiRTh (Post 6014316)
Can I add my favourite baby vid?

This vid cheers me up whenever I'm having a bad day.

LOL @ 40 seconds.

Dad:Lets go talk to the crazy blue eyed kid
Crazy blue eyed kid : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cracks me up every time. :joker:

:laugh2: Awwwww!

Ninastar 16-06-2013 09:44 AM

both of these things happened in the past week

I did mat time/story time whatever you want to call it, and i said 'i hate tuesdays'. I then hear a voice say next to me 'i hate vampires' in the most serious and sad tone i've ever heard in my life. It was a little girl and I asked her about it and she said saw a vampire in 'scooby dooby doo'

i laughed for like hours. it still makes me laugh. i hate vampires HA

it's the most random thing i've ever heard a child say while i've worked there.


another thing was I asked a child how many currant buns were in my hands (there was 3, it's a song)

So I asked this little boy to count them

he counted to 19...

I couldn't stop laughing again and i asked him if he was sure whether there was 19 or not and he said he was.

Ammi 16-06-2013 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Ninastar (Post 6070227)
both of these things happened in the past week

I did mat time/story time whatever you want to call it, and i said 'i hate tuesdays'. I then hear a voice say next to me 'i hate vampires' in the most serious and sad tone i've ever heard in my life. It was a little girl and I asked her about it and she said saw a vampire in 'scooby dooby doo'

i laughed for like hours. it still makes me laugh. i hate vampires HA

it's the most random thing i've ever heard a child say while i've worked there.


another thing was I asked a child how many currant buns were in my hands (there was 3, it's a song)

So I asked this little boy to count them

he counted to 19...


I couldn't stop laughing again and i asked him if he was sure whether there was 19 or not and he said he was.

...was he counting the currants in the buns..?..

Ninastar 16-06-2013 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Ammi (Post 6070788)
...was he counting the currants in the buns..?..

no, just the buns. there's only one currant on each bun anyway hahaha


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