But surely just once you could have made an exception to that rule. I mean 8 hours..

I would have just done it in the garden tbh. No way would I hold a poo in for 8 hours :joker:

I guess, in a way, I got freakish pleasure out of seeing how long I could hold it in for. Basically was a spring board for all future times I wish to hold it in.

But also, I do prefer to poo in my own loo. Add to that I've managed to hold poo in before.

Issue there is the then next door neighbour was a smoker. Often goes onto the yard to smoke. The awkwardness every time I would see him in future would be torrid.

Must have stunk when you eventually went.

Lovely.:spin:

Hmm..spy on him and go right after he goes back in after his ciggie? :amazed:

A :amazed: smiley in a thread about faeces. New depths reached.

Take the girl out of Newcastle....

My poo smells like strawberries and cream.

:laugh:

:laugh2:

This is, quite literally, a sh1t thread.

people are full of sh*t on here:joker:

oh my stars

I have had horrible moments where I have to go. Mostly I can hold it in but sometimes you get those crafy s h i t s.

I usually can hold it. :hugesmile:

:joker::joker::joker:

seriously can these threads not just be merged?

Deleted it because I wasn't sure if you'd get what I mean. :p

Why is that Apple? Talk to me... what is the problem? Can you not deal with feces?

Apple speaking sense. Wtf is wrong with the world?

I just laughed, because i remembered that scene. :joker:

Total legend. :worship:

My favourite soap character ever.

Why does it piss you off. Here's a suggestion, don't bother coming in if it does. This section is CHAT and games.

SHAT and games, more like :idc:

Sometimes it's nice to have some light hearted threads. :hugesmile: