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Godamnit looks like she gives everyone extra portions. Ok we can share her, can I have Wednesday to Saturday?

of course:shocked:

This thread :joker:

So Kate, do you think she wants me? :joker:

This shop...do they do deliveries ?

I don't know, how would that help surely she wouldn't do deliveries?

Anyway I've decided I'm going to buy one of those fake moustache and glasses thing and wear a hoody, unleash my fake scouser accent and go tomorrow to order a kebab and see if she gives me extra.

If she doesn't then she wants my body.

Sorry, i'm not very good at the innuendos, I was just genuinely curious :joker:

Don't you try and muscle in on her Swansea man I saw her first! I get the first opportunity to make a complete ass of myself, after she punches me then you can have your shot.


I've got my eyes on you, Hermie. :nono:




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I was just going to phone up and ask her if she wanted some gravy. Northern birds love gravy.:joker:

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Gravy, yeh you mean your love gravy. Hands off, this is my gravy train! :evilgrin::evilgrin:

There's definitely a joke about spitting and kebab spits in here somewhere...

If there wasn't before, there is now! :joker:

Marry her

Then I won't get any sex. :conf:

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I tried to share a kebab with a homeless guy I saw sitting on a bench last night.

He told me to **** off and buy my own

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Ungrateful sod. Homeless people nowadays. They have no respect. The last homeless guy I saw asked me if I could give him a drink so I peed on him. The bastard chased me down the street.

That's the last time I try to help a person I swear.

Maybe she hates you and poisoned / spat in the kebab.

I'm fine with either of those. If she tried to poison me then great ill get some money when I sue her ass off or if she spat in my food then even better, I'll spread it all over my body and tug myself off over it.

Win/win for me.

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Maybe she thinks you look like you need feeding up :p

You're my new favourite

You were my new favourite until Simple Minds joined, Withano, I hope you're not too disappointed

Oh so she feels sorry for me. :(

I think I need a comfort food do you know where I can get that special Indian ice cream you were on about from?

Guys, guys settle down. There's plenty of love to go around. Why don't we all love each other equally? Obviously I am the first among equals...... :spin: