WOW,Visage,what a hunk ya are,Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Haha I am definitely glad Kazanne is on this voyage :joker: great seaman!

Why cant Sméagol cum on board, he is also a semen isn't he, lol.

:joker:

This forum has a great sense of humour at times, let this thread be a testament that even though it can get quite heated at times, we can all get together and have a good laugh.

Good on ya guys, even Smeagol and Mr Wong! ;):pat:

Erm...man overboard...

Did I miss something is Sam awake ??? Is he out of that chair? Bet that hurt, those roots were pretty strong. Has he offered conversation? Well anything other than winkies and boobies? Answers on a post card please. LOL Man overboard now? Should have tied him to the deck whilst sleeping. Very irresponsible Captain SM !!!

Shhhhhh not so loud I don't want to wake him. ;)

Wait for me.....I've got good sea legs...and know my port side from starboard side!!

Whooooah you come on here with credentials like that, are you trying to steal my Captaincy?

Me and my trusty parrot winky expands will be keeping a weather eye on you! :devil:

Pokes everyone with my stick ;) to the plank with ya's

excuse me again...man overboard...

Chuck the poor lad Sam a lifebelt first and we may join you.

Stop throwing my crew overboard, Kazanne! fetch! :devil:

Excuse me, only the Captain decides who walks the plank! :nono:


:joker:

He's not listening ,dereliction of duty, he must walk the plank.

HMS Sam will invoke its right to stay on calm seas till the final week when the armoury will be instructed to charge up the 300lb guns on all sides and we will blast all commoners out of the water wielding the flags of peace, morality and common sence. Even the ships rat (Dexter) will be offered cheese for coming in 4th and the good ship HMS Sam will sail back to port with riches abound and stories of 'what was that you said' and the truth why he won....HE COULDNT HEAR HALF OF THE BS GOING ON AROUND HIM SO HE STAYED SANE.

:dance::dance::dance:

Not during a mutiny :p Attachment 2525

I hope the twat scuttles itself. It would be the most interesting thing ever to happen involving Sam. Apart from when he got that sheep pregnant. That was epic.

As predicted a few sirens are singing enticing songs about their God Dexter trying to force this ship on the rocks.

Don't listen crew we can sail through this no matter what they promise us!!

:dance::dance: :elephant:

...man overb...

glug...glug...glug...


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*dives in the water*
*swims to catch up to the boat*
THROW THE ANCHOR!!!!!!!
I've been supporting Sam from day one so ya'na. No bandwagon around ere.

^^^^^
erm...another man overboard..

We got ya dukes, here's a Towel with Callum's face on to dry yourself down with mate.

Kazanne where are you, we have someone throwing my crew overboard we need you!

Have you been at the rum again? :joker: