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Tom4784 24-08-2013 12:55 AM

She's endearing.

reece(: 24-08-2013 12:56 AM

I think she's happy... what are the signs to her being sad at having surgery...?

CaudleHalbard 24-08-2013 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by reece(: (Post 6326029)
I think she's happy... what are the signs to her being sad at having surgery...?

Didn't say she was.... in terms of regretting surgery. Let me put it this way:

James was - we have to assume - an unhappy boy. Lauren seems to be an unhappy or at least discontented woman.

Becoming an ersatz female may not have helped. Lauren can never have the full female experience. Genetically she is, and always will be, a man. Her femaleness depends, not only on the radical surgery but (as I understand it) the hormone tablets she will have to take every day until she dies. She can never stop taking them. I suspect some people may not realise this.

I have met a few transsexuals over the years. My impression is that surgery and the daily hormone tablets have NOT provided the answer and that coming to terms with their sexual orientation could have been a happier and less destructive solution. Initially they are thrilled with their new body and gender..... it's a few years down the line they realise they can never be the real thing and they have by then struggled for acceptance. It takes a very special person who will accept a transgendered individual as a sexual partner.

Lauren had the sex change op 15 years ago. She may be at that stage of realisation. I feel a bit sorry for her. :(

joeysteele 24-08-2013 07:21 AM

I find nothing at all from her even remotely funny, in fact all through the fist night/day in the temple, she looked bored to tears and out of her depth

I have yet to even smile at any single thing she has said or done so far.
Safe to say she is never going to be one of my likes and I wouldn't be sorry to see her go at the earliest opportunity.

Blue Cadillac 24-08-2013 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Videostar (Post 6326004)
NOPE, im sorry to say this but Lauren is car crash TV, a poor misguided soul who has destroyed their life.

Have to say I agree with this completely.

Beso 24-08-2013 08:15 AM

Bending over in the bedroom with a tiny g string on over and over again so everyone can see your starfish is a bit off putting when you have just got in with your late night kebab..if she stops that then I could probably put up with her for a while.

MrWong 24-08-2013 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by EyeballPaul (Post 6326233)
She is not actually technically a woman.Just a man who wants to be a woman.Having hormones and surgery does'nt make you something you're not.She can have all the parts added and removed as she wants and will still never be a woman.I'm pretty sure she has no womb,child bearing hips,birth canal or ovaries.Not saying i don't like her for this or anything,But that is how it is.Boobs and having your dinkle cut off does'nt make you female.

Actually by law she is a woman. She can change her birth certificate, her passport, her national insurance details and she can also enter into a civil partnership with a man if she chooses too. See the Gender Recognition act 2004.

You don't need, by law, a womb, child bearing hips, birth canal or ovaries. You just need to have lived your life as a woman for atleast 2 years.

erinp5 24-08-2013 11:27 AM

I first thought what a poor lost soul and the last place she should be is CBB.She has made me laugh but I don't know if I am laughing at how funny she is or how delusional she is .

erinp5 24-08-2013 11:39 AM

This is funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtPUBzKxZ3Y


chuff me dizzy 24-08-2013 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by EyeballPaul (Post 6326233)
She is not actually technically a woman.Just a man who wants to be a woman.Having hormones and surgery does'nt make you something you're not.She can have all the parts added and removed as she wants and will still never be a woman.I'm pretty sure she has no womb,child bearing hips,birth canal or ovaries.Not saying i don't like her for this or anything,But that is how it is.Boobs and having your dinkle cut off does'nt make you female.

Im not sure, but I would think shes still a man on her birth certificate, I dont think trans genders can change that ,not sure about passport either

MrWong 24-08-2013 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by erinp5 (Post 6326497)

:D Her laugh when she thinks that there's no sound.

erinp5 24-08-2013 11:47 AM

There is a gender recognition certificate

erinp5 24-08-2013 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by MrWong (Post 6326513)
:D Her laugh when she thinks that there's no sound.

I know ,it made me :hugesmile:

erinp5 24-08-2013 11:52 AM

10.57am: Charlotte has spent the last 20 minutes doing Lauren's hair. Doesn't it look lovely? pic.twitter.com/qHj9PLjx8i


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSbNKsUCIAErO3f.jpg

Withano 24-08-2013 12:12 PM

I used to love her on BOTS, she was so witty. We'll see it soon I hope otherwise I'll replace her with Vicky as my favourite.

Northern Monkey 24-08-2013 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by MrWong (Post 6326377)
Actually by law she is a woman. She can change her birth certificate, her passport, her national insurance details and she can also enter into a civil partnership with a man if she chooses too. See the Gender Recognition act 2004.

You don't need, by law, a womb, child bearing hips, birth canal or ovaries. You just need to have lived your life as a woman for atleast 2 years.

Making a law saying it's true to make people feel more accepted,Does'nt make it true.Unfortunately for her,She can never actually be a woman.She can say she is,The law can say she is.She still physiologically is'nt though and never can be.

Northern Monkey 24-08-2013 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by chuff me dizzy (Post 6326506)
Im not sure, but I would think shes still a man on her birth certificate, I dont think trans genders can change that ,not sure about passport either

I'm not sure tbh.Maybe,Is'nt your Birth Certificate who you were when you were born?Passport could be different.

CaudleHalbard 24-08-2013 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by EyeballPaul (Post 6326682)
I'm not sure tbh.Maybe,Is'nt your Birth Certificate who you were when you were born?Passport could be different.

You are allowed to alter your birth certificate if you have gender reassignment. It is a rare edition exception to the general rule.

All other official documents, such as passport, reflect your new gender.

PrincessIona 24-08-2013 01:15 PM

Actually research has shown that transgendered people are trapped in the body of the opposite sex. They have cut open the brains and discovered a transgendered person born a man would have the brain of a women.

So, Lauren has the brain of a woman, and as much as science will allow, the body of a woman. Making her, in my view, a woman.

CaudleHalbard 24-08-2013 01:37 PM

Lauren's sex chromosomes, also known as gonosomes, will be XY (male) and not XX (female). No surgery or pills can alter that. She will always be genetically male.

In some extremely rare cases, children are born with genitalia which do not relate to their chromosomes. Or born as hermaphrodites... with male and female sexual organs. However, for most transexuals it is purely psychological.

What is sometimes called a "legal fiction" allows transgendered people to pass as persons who are of the opposite sex of their genetically determined one which cannot ever be changed.

As to Lauren, a couple of people I've spoken to (who remember her as a boy) assumed she's a transvestite!

Beso 24-08-2013 01:40 PM

Brain of a female, body of a female, chromosomes of a male...whatever, she has the face of a grinch.get the twat out.

fingers 24-08-2013 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Daffodil (Post 6326548)
Lauren is not hilarious. I remember when he was a little boy (James Harries) doing antiques on the TV. His family screwed his brain up. He was used by his parents to make them money. His story is actually tragic.

^ This^

Meet the family:


CaudleHalbard 24-08-2013 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by parmnion (Post 6326744)
Brain of a female, body of a female, chromosomes of a male...whatever, she has the face of a grinch.get the twat out.

Lol! Oh c'mon she could stir things up.:D

There are definitely people in there with whom she could clash. Carol when drunk could make a few transphobic comments.... or maybe Ron will.

fingers 24-08-2013 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by CaudleHalbard (Post 6326751)
Lol! Oh c'mon she could stir things up.:D

There are definitely people in there with whom she could clash. Carol when drunk could make a few transphobic comments.... or maybe Ron will.

She will clash with EVERYONE, there is nothing more certain than that! she may be funny to watch but she'd be hell to live with, even for 3 weeks.

CaudleHalbard 24-08-2013 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by fingers (Post 6326746)
^ This^

Meet the family:


Wow! I'd heard about but never seen this. Thanks for posting.

Utterly dysfunctional lot. No wonder Lauren is so screwed up.


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