The one in my house just had babies D: http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/...r/7732f81d.png

This^

Try aversion therapy... Look at a few google images of flies, then gifs of flies and then go outside and look at flies?
There, you're cured... That'll be £1'000 please.

Hey .... you know those spiders that look like daddy long legs? they are the most poisonous in the UK, but the fangs are so teeny tiny and they have so little venom that they are harmless to humans.
Love you.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh Kizzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

The thought of that is just grim

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Poor Greg, I know how you feel. I scream my head off and run round the house when I see anything crawlie.

They are the worst bugs in the world. Hate them loads.

And then get someone to squash it once it's outside?

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Never mind Zee, just buy a can of fly spray.

Oh I don't know, earwigs and beetles, or are earwigs beetles? are quite bad, as they are hard to kill, and do look creepy.

Catch it in your hand, cup your hands together, throw it out of an open window......then wake up an realise you were dreaming:joker:

Seriously though..I feel the same way about snakes.

Mr Spider said your hospitality was awful and that he shan't bother recommending you to others

Forkytails are ****ing creepy Suze! (Earwigs, but we call them forkytails :laugh:)

OMFG THERE IS ANOTHER ONE IN MY ROOM WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS :bawling:

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I swear this one is even bigger than the one from yesterday omfg I hate my parents they've got this obsession with leaving windows open and earlier this evening my dad left the front door open for half an hour! THIS IS HIS FAULT! ARGH

Come to think of it Daddy Long Legs is what they're normally called, how come you don't have cute crazy scottish name for them like a Spindly Creeper or something.

VICKY

**** YOU

**** YOU SO HARD

OH MY GOD

WHY

WHY DID YOU

OMG

omg

OMG!!!!

Claudia some people call them Jenny Long Legs up here...

**** me so hard eh? :evilgrin:

If I had known a nest of spiders would have that effect, I would have done it sooner

That is the least erotic thing that's ever happened to me and i am including the time i caught crabs

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