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Kyle 29-09-2013 10:19 AM
This silly little child has just prodded our nest
And they have the audacity to call us a pest.
Me and my pals will make him shake with fear
Cos he doesn't know we have a second exit at the rear

smudgie 29-09-2013 10:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simple Minds (Post 6402191)
I am the wasp and your sat on my bench
There's 3 of you to pick from but I'll target the wench
Come here sweet girl and pass me your finger
And let me garnish it with my stinger
:joker:I was that girl...but it was not my finger.

Kyle 29-09-2013 10:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by smudgie (Post 6402195)
:joker:I was that girl...but it was not my finger.
I dare not ask where :wink:

Kate! 29-09-2013 10:23 AM
I'm allergic to wasp stings :bawling: last time one stung me on the leg and I had to go to hospital for a shot, my leg swelled up like a grapefruit and I couldn't get my breath. Really scary.

smudgie 29-09-2013 10:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simple Minds (Post 6402196)
I dare not ask where :wink:
You would not believe me...it managed to get somewhere it should not.
Worth it though to see the look on the face of the fella on the next bench as he shuffled his kids away from the mad women dancing about trying to get a wasp out of her knickers after it had stung her. Had to take the beggars off...my kids were mortified.:joker:

smudgie 29-09-2013 10:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by *Kate* (Post 6402197)
I'm allergic to wasp stings :bawling: last time one stung me on the leg and I had to go to hospital for a shot, my leg swelled up like a grapefruit and I couldn't get my breath. Really scary.
Oooooh nasty.

AnnieK 29-09-2013 10:27 AM
My next door neighbour has a huge tree on their drive that covers all the cars in sap. The sap attracts wasps....every time I get in my car I have to run the gauntlet of being dive bombed by loads of them!!

Kyle 29-09-2013 10:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by smudgie (Post 6402199)
You would not believe me...it managed to get somewhere it should not.
Worth it though to see the look on the face of the fella on the next bench as he shuffled his kids away from the mad women dancing about trying to get a wasp out of her knickers after it had stung her. Had to take the beggars off...my kids were mortified.:joker:
Ouch that sounds crazy lol. What a place to get you.

If a wasp ever stung me on my John Thomas I'd never go out In public again, :hugesmile:

Kyle 29-09-2013 10:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by anniek76 (Post 6402201)
My next door neighbour has a huge tree on their drive that covers all the cars in sap. The sap attracts wasps....every time I get in my car I have to run the gauntlet of being dive bombed by loads of them!!
Lol I bet it's worse in the autumn when they get drunk on fermenting fruit. They are mad bastards then.

Kazanne 29-09-2013 10:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 6401954)
:joker::joker::joker:ADORABLE :hugesmile:

x-evenstar-x 29-09-2013 06:57 PM
The point of them is to torment everyone! The little pests that they are!

Jake. 29-09-2013 07:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nathan (Post 6401975)
I think Piers Morgan should interview a wasp
:joker:

fingers 30-09-2013 02:58 PM
Their big brothers, the Hornets are even more evil than the little 'uns!

Kyle 30-09-2013 06:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fingers (Post 6403801)
Their big brothers, the Hornets are even more evil than the little 'uns!
That's why I don't go near Watford.

Vicky. 30-09-2013 06:38 PM
To piss us people off, and make us do the embarrassing arm flapping thing in public :bored:

fingers 30-09-2013 06:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 6404228)
To piss us people off, and make us do the embarrassing arm flapping thing in public :bored:
Serves you right for drinking coke on the street!

Vicky. 30-09-2013 06:41 PM
Oh piss off. You now gave me a huge craving for coke now and I just got out of the bath so can't go to the shop and we have none in the house :(

Vicky. 30-09-2013 06:42 PM
*sits sulking with my diluted orange*

fingers 30-09-2013 06:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 6404239)
Oh piss off. You now gave me a huge craving for coke now and I just got out of the bath so can't go to the shop and we have none in the house :(
You won't have any wasps either, look on the bright side!

Edit: You're not preggers again, are you?:joker::wavey::wavey:

Vicky. 30-09-2013 07:04 PM
Not that I know of :p

Kyle 30-09-2013 07:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 6404239)
Oh piss off. You now gave me a huge craving for coke now and I just got out of the bath so can't go to the shop and we have none in the house :(
:shocked:


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