"Geez a gammy"

"She's had more cockends than weekends"

Feel The Force

:laugh2: gammy!!!

gonnae no dae that

that's about as far as my scottish goes thanks to josy

"Sook ma root"

Think yes please

Glad you put that...Ive been sat here for ages wondering what the **** "wid" meant....thought it was some weird slang I'd never heard of, was feeling stupid. Now you've put this, I get it :amazed:

Gies a swatch ay yer fanny :laugh:

"Hawwwww, nip ma pal?"

This :idc:

or crack some of these out

i am in a commited relationshipbut i appreciate hot men. I have this strange thing that I seem to think nobody can see me looking @ them coz I wear glasses, of course they can but I imagine they cant, so on passing a hot guy i will prob be staring directly @ them drooling @ the mouth lol

just a modern day casanova really

I think 'hey that's one great mirror' ;)