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We have a labrador who sleeps with me every night. I'm the youngest, the one who never flew the nest. Hope you're happy now! |
Nemo123 where have you been all my life.
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Men have no choice but to think about sex every second as things that remind you of sex are constantly on display whether it be a girl with big tits, even if it's covered, a nice round ass, hair flicks, camel toe where as we don't get much bulge or pecs display or anything that is a reminder of sex.
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I give it 3 pages before Nemo starts asking girls for dates.
Edit: crickey only page 1. I'll change my prediction, 3 pages until he posts pictures of a male pornstars penis and claims it's his. :dance: |
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Nope I don't think so
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Sorry, happily married and not blind enough for a blind date:joker: |
Good to see Niamh still putting it about a bit.
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Normally I'd be embarrassed after disclosing so much about myself, but I had a gallon of Guinness on me last night, and I've another gallon on me now. Guinness is so benign, on your stomach, on your mood, it's really good for you. I couldn't be typing so perfectly now, and coherently, if that wasn't true.
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What I've been thinking about, since I heard it last week, is the Oscar Wilde quote, I believe, "Give a man a mask, and he'll tell you the truth", - I think?
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If you are so good looking why have you only had one girlfriend,
did you get on well with your mother?..... |
Lmao at this thread
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Shouldn't you change your name now? it's disrespectful to Manning to keep showing pics of her as a boy and calling her Bradley.
It's Chelsea Manning now. |
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Look everyone it's voodoo rasta spirit guide Chelsea Manning. Surrender your deepest secrets or she'll take them anyway. You're welcome. |
I think generally, men have a higher sex drive than women..IMO its something to do with their bits being on the outside..honestly.
Theres always exceptions though, this girl you want to hit on may be a raging nympho or something. Worth a shot tbh. You can always get another maid (though can you afford the sexual harassment case?) |
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The simple answer is I don't know. The one, and only girlfriend I had, was barely even that. I was 19, in America, and she asked me out. We drank a couple of bottles of wine on the beach, in Masachusetts, and I said to her, "When are we going to kiss?" We did. Her breath was rank btw, and maybe mine was too. But I was so naive at 19, I didn't know she expected me to jump her bones. Subsequently I found myself while talking to this girl, in 2 minds. I wanted to, yet I didn't. Scared. Solipsism. I couldn't commit myself. So, after a while of this, she grew tired of me. She and her sister were by now friends of our group, of 4 Irish guys in Mass. She started to tease me, implying I was gay. I was just a naive young boy who if he'd hadn't had such a sheltered existence, to respect girls, would've and should have rode the arse off her, because that's what she wanted. |
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I wasn't telling you about my mother, and I'm not going to. So, FO! |
Hmm, you were very open about the other women in your life, why not?
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