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I bet women get really annoying when they're in labour, must be a very embarrassing and hassling ordeal for the father having his wife make such a fuss, it's why I would make sure to keep well away from the delivery room if my missus was having a baby, she can send me a text when it's all over with
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Yeah probably just have skype up during labour, muttering words of support while having a brew and watching the cricket
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"C'MON, PUSH! No not you dear, I'm watching the world's strongest man competition."
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I wish y'all a lifetime of tennis balls to the balls incidents.
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I'm never having children, too much pain |
I understand you don't have to kick a man in the balls, you just have to brush 'em with a glancing blow. It's a design fault. Like the weak spot on the Death Star.
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Life is just a trial for you boys. No wonder women have the upper hand...
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It's really difficult being a man
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My one bit of advice, if you can, have good sex at the very beginning of labour.
Makes for an easy birth:hugesmile: Worked for me both times. |
It's nothing you can really advise on as no two births are ever alike. As for using someone, personally I wouldn't, random sex with someone you don't really care about or who doesn't care for you isn't worth having.
Hold out for someone to make love to :) |
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Nathan I just imagined your kid being born with a head all dimpled like a golf ball, and the midwives all looking at you disapprovingly :joker:
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Well yeah... if you just want a shag go for it. |
The feeling of your baby's hair against your your cheek when he/she is placed in your arms for the first time far outweighs any pain you have had to go through... That is all you need to know... Oh and there are plenty of drugs on offer to make everything seem better :)
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