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MTVN 27-11-2013 10:28 PM

I bet women get really annoying when they're in labour, must be a very embarrassing and hassling ordeal for the father having his wife make such a fuss, it's why I would make sure to keep well away from the delivery room if my missus was having a baby, she can send me a text when it's all over with

Z 27-11-2013 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MTVN (Post 6509016)
I bet women get really annoying when they're in labour, must be a very embarrassing and hassling ordeal for the father having his wife make such a fuss, it's why I would make sure to keep well away from the delivery room if my missus was having a baby, she can send me a text when it's all over with

Apparently my dad was at home having a bath when my mum was in labour :joker: surprised she didn't dump him there and then! She got the last laugh though, when he held me for the first time apparently I shat in his hands. #lad

King Gizzard 27-11-2013 10:30 PM

Yeah probably just have skype up during labour, muttering words of support while having a brew and watching the cricket

Z 27-11-2013 10:31 PM

"C'MON, PUSH! No not you dear, I'm watching the world's strongest man competition."

Ithinkiloveyoutoo 27-11-2013 10:32 PM

I wish y'all a lifetime of tennis balls to the balls incidents.

Natalie. 27-11-2013 10:34 PM

:laugh:
I'm never having children, too much pain

Livia 27-11-2013 10:36 PM

I understand you don't have to kick a man in the balls, you just have to brush 'em with a glancing blow. It's a design fault. Like the weak spot on the Death Star.

Z 27-11-2013 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Livia (Post 6509047)
I understand you don't have to kick a man in the balls, you just have to brush 'em with a glancing blow. It's a design fault. Like the weak spot on the Death Star.

It's so true. Just recently it was really windy and I hadn't buttoned my coat up before I went outside and the wind caused it to fly open and then the cords at the bottom hit me down there and I had to take a moment to compose myself. Nasty.

Livia 27-11-2013 10:42 PM

Life is just a trial for you boys. No wonder women have the upper hand...

Z 27-11-2013 10:43 PM

It's really difficult being a man

Livia 27-11-2013 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Zee (Post 6509077)
It's really difficult being a man

If you're looking for sympathy Zee, you'll find it in the dictionary between sh1t and syphilis x

Z 27-11-2013 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Livia (Post 6509086)
If you're looking for sympathy Zee, you'll find it in the dictionary between sh1t and syphilis x

:joker:

smudgie 27-11-2013 10:46 PM

My one bit of advice, if you can, have good sex at the very beginning of labour.

Makes for an easy birth:hugesmile:

Worked for me both times.

Kizzy 27-11-2013 11:01 PM

It's nothing you can really advise on as no two births are ever alike. As for using someone, personally I wouldn't, random sex with someone you don't really care about or who doesn't care for you isn't worth having.
Hold out for someone to make love to :)

Marsh. 27-11-2013 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Ninastar (Post 6508915)
some pregnant women get really horny

someone i know said when she was just under a week away from giving birth she kept crying and saying 'give me the sex!' to her bf and her bf was like no!!

(shes polish... the sex lololol)

:joker:

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Originally Posted by Nathan (Post 6508939)
definitely couldn't have sex with someone who is pregnant I don't think (bit of a crude conversation point I know)..../knocked up

Worried about poking the baby in the head?

King Gizzard 27-11-2013 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by 08marsh (Post 6509134)
:joker:



Worried about poking the baby in the head?

yep:joker:

Kizzy 27-11-2013 11:28 PM

Nathan I just imagined your kid being born with a head all dimpled like a golf ball, and the midwives all looking at you disapprovingly :joker:

Ithinkiloveyoutoo 27-11-2013 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Kizzy (Post 6509117)
It's nothing you can really advise on as no two births are ever alike. As for using someone, personally I wouldn't, random sex with someone you don't really care about or who doesn't care for you isn't worth having.
Hold out for someone to make love to :)

of course making love with someone you love is always best but sometimes you just wanna http://i39.tinypic.com/2a9uxbs.gif

Ithinkiloveyoutoo 27-11-2013 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Livia (Post 6509086)
If you're looking for sympathy Zee, you'll find it in the dictionary between sh1t and syphilis x

lol

Kizzy 28-11-2013 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo (Post 6509176)
of course making love with someone you love is always best but sometimes you just wanna http://i39.tinypic.com/2a9uxbs.gif

Haha!! that smiley :laugh:
Well yeah... if you just want a shag go for it.

Lee. 28-11-2013 12:09 AM

The feeling of your baby's hair against your your cheek when he/she is placed in your arms for the first time far outweighs any pain you have had to go through... That is all you need to know... Oh and there are plenty of drugs on offer to make everything seem better :)

Ammi 28-11-2013 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo (Post 6508930)
wow that bad hein? Well these legs are staying bound together from now on then

...hah, no I didn't mean that but you'll always hear 'horror stories' like you do with everything but everyone's experience is different so it's best not to listen to them/tell them etc...


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