- Splashes water on sleeve -

Let me help you out of those wet clothes

My candy cane is nice and sweet

And you look good enought to eat

My magical watch says your not wearing any underwear, it must be an hour fast

This body is leaving at midnight. Be on it.

I may not be a tree but you can put your baubles on me any time. ;)

LOL...

SHOW ME YOUR NEW OUTFIT! (I heard women are more likely to have sex with you if you shout that than "SHOW ME YOUR TITS!")

You never know up north :p

Hey do you like Ciara because your the only one I Ci

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

FFS now I am actually having to explain to my OH why I'm laughing so much.

:joker:

I like your shirt. It'd look even better on my bedroom floor.

:joker:

I like your shirt. It'd look even better on my bedroom floor.

I hope you like the Cyrus family, 'cause I'm gonna come in like a wrecking ball and make you achy breaky. ;)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We're having sex
'Cause I'm stronger than you

I was wondering if you'd like to make love to me.

Are you Greg, 'cause I'm gonna put a parasite in you.

Come on baby light my fire

Hey baby, you feeling sleepy yet?

**** me

Because you're worth it.

*licks finger and wipes mockinator's shirt*

Hey now. Let's get you out of those wet clothes.

Edit: ******* sake it's already been done. I'm off to bang my head against a brick wall.