When I was young I thought that the Grim Reaper was standing over my Bed every night waiting to kill me.

When I was young I thought a rainbow was God having a slash.

I thought the weather people decided where the weather went, so I always used to hate the woman on GMTV for giving us rain and london sun

..when I was young, I thought that if you had a grumpy face and the wind changed it's direction, your face would stay like that...I thought that Pinocchio was real and had turned into a boy and that leprechauns lived under my floorboards...

I used to think steven hawking was so smart, he made that machine to talk for him, i didn't realise he had some disease

I used to think that thunder was God moving his furniture around,well that's what I was told.

Same :joker: