:joker::joker:

Oh come on, Coleen is not that bad! :joker:

I personally think that Colleen may not be as overtly nasty as her big sister, but is imo slyer !...in fact I get the feeling that the whole lot of em' aren't what you would call very "nice". ....:whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...s-reunion.html

I think they're quite different. linda is much more confrontational. not a fan of either though.

I agree completely.

I cannot believe I am saying this too but in fact Linda made Coleen seem a but more bearable.
Awful women though.

Another brilliant poem, thanks.. :D :D I've replied in verse too.



I'm sorry that I haven't watched any other
Show or series of Celebrity Big Brother.
Coleen seemed quite sweet on a 'Bit on the Side'
But boss lady Linda made victim Jim hide.

Coleen is a bambi with melting brown eyes
But Linda's blue daggers would slay several guys.
Coleen's dulcet tones had harmonious notes
But Linda's harsh braying got few viewer votes.

Poor Linda would tell you she's misunderstood:
That she gave all she had for the greater good;
She never complained over missing her kip;
Or when covered in paint for being a drip;

She gagged on dog food so the others would thrive;
She avoided cooking to keep them alive;
She drank all the vino to save poor Jim
And ate more than others to keep them all trim.

Her harsh words to Jim were for his own good:
Without her, he'd end up unbearably crude.
She badgered, derided and all the rest
So viewers would see that he's one of the best.

Our Linda's a hot dish with plenty of spice
But Coleen's a Korma, which also is nice.
In conclusion it's easy to tell them apart
If you ate Mama Lin, then you'd probably fart.

Excellent! :pipe:

take my hat off to you excellenttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt :dance2:

Aw thanks, folks. I love Waterhog's inspiring poetry threads.

yep bitter dangerous miserable sexist man haters

Both miserable witches,both attention seekers and both are victim players,that is just to list 3 things about them.

they give real victims a bad name.

Absolutely right.

Colleen thought she was a queen the year that she was in it
Then Linda she went in there thinking she could really win it
Both got their fingers burnt by those who really didn't like them
And both were told by public vote they could just take a hike then
They've had their fame its just a game to go into Big Brother
They are a bit washed up now but then so are many others
But sur God loves a trier and those sisters they were sassy
Both were loud and very proud and some would say quite brassy
So goodbye Nolan women lets just hope there aint another
That will come again for next years Celebrity Big Brother


I love you waterhog

brilliant work, dylan thomas eat your fart out:joker::joker:

Jim is a sexist
A dish best served cold maybe
after many years


haiku :)

but i am starting to get his sense of humor - i think he is a joker and after all he is a comedian. don't want him to win but he has brang me round.

:laugh3:

That's brilliant! :D

Fab! :thumbs2:

Haiku is highbrow
But yours raises an eyebrow
Cos Jim is no dish.

looking obvious
plain sight no smoking mirrors
chameleon me

Thanks Seraphim :blush:

And yours is amazing it took some thought xxx

Wow! Intriguing! Can you please explain the "looking obvious/chameleon" dichotomy?