My back and it's ****ing annoying

..if you haven't got anyone to do it for you, you can get those long back scratchers and they're heaven...

The hairy patch on my lower back, right above my ass crack. I've tried shaving it, but that just made it itch more.

Yes i'm a disgusting gorilla. a Texas billionaire would probably pay mega bucks to poach me.

I proper had to itch my crotch today in a shop and there were people present. So embarressing.

My back used to get really itchy, I remember on holiday one year, my mum had to scratch my back at meal times every day, she got so fed up of it pmsl.

stick your hands down my pants, I bet you're will feel nuts.

Sheriff mate you have to stop coming onto me in public. Just keep it to P.M please the people cannot know about our love.

My left hip

**** knows why

sorry kyle, im new to all this man love.

I'm not.

I played mass Effect and I did the gay romance so I'm an expert now.

Stomach

:shocked:

Do women ever get an itchy pussy?

The place I get itchy the most is probably... Islington.

I see what you did there :think: