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thesheriff443 10-02-2014 04:26 PM

zee will be found naked and hand cuffed to a lamp post after being mistaken for an asian guy after he over done it with fake tan.

Z 10-02-2014 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by thesheriff443 (Post 6701456)
zee will be found naked and hand cuffed to a lamp post after being mistaken for an asian guy after he over done it with fake tan.

I've never fake tanned in my life :hmph: but I bet if I did I'd get some in my eyes and I'd go blind

thesheriff443 10-02-2014 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Zee (Post 6701467)
I've never fake tanned in my life :hmph: but I bet if I did I'd get some in my eyes and I'd go blind

true,:joker:

Z 10-02-2014 04:33 PM

Did I ever overshare about the time I gave myself a chemical burn down there in my efforts to get rid of the scabies? It worked and it was worth it but oh my God never again

Kate! 10-02-2014 04:35 PM

:laugh3: I have never known anyone like you Zee :love:

HD 10-02-2014 04:36 PM

You're like a human version of Emmerdale, I feel for you so much <3

Z 10-02-2014 04:38 PM

I dunno I reckon Ninastar gives me a run for my money :laugh:

Kate! 10-02-2014 06:13 PM

:D

The female Zee

Jake. 10-02-2014 06:23 PM

can you have your own sitcom please :love:

Shaun 10-02-2014 06:25 PM

getting conjunctivitis after being splashed in the eye by his own arm falling into a puddle after it's chopped off by a passing train, and the train was his 07:23 to work

Z 10-02-2014 06:37 PM

My mum's always telling me I'd write a hilarious autobiography but I've not done anything actually worth reading about :joker:


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