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michael21 advice is threading on twitter in second places threading on twitter i have a chair stuck up my ass :shocked:

Bloody favouritism. :hmph:

it is indeed :dance:

..I'm glad you are threading on Twitter, Michael...:flutter:..

:love:

I took two people hostage on Wednesday. I have food for just one of them. Who do I give it to?

Betty, aged 54.
Or Dean, aged 27.

Or should I eat it myself, infront of them, for the lolz?

Edit: I should add, both haven't eaten since Wednesday when they shared an apple.

:joker:

if you look to your right you will see sniper 1 and to your left sniper 2 behind you sniper 3 infront of you sniper 4 time to release the hostage :dance::dance::dance:

Turns out my curtains are shut. I see no snipers.

Due to no response to the question I guess I'm just going to have to let them fight for the food, like rabbid dogs.

:joker:

who needs some

my ear is discharging some type of green puss. whatever will i do michael?

just use the other ear

Iconic thread

I've hurt my foot but my other foot needs a rest when im walking my dogs, what should i do?

get on all 4 like your dog problem solved :dance::dance::dance::dance:

:joker: :joker: :joker:

I'm thinking of buying a post office.

Who shall I get insurance from and which brand of milkshake should I purchase

how do i get out of the bed in the morning when i'm really tired?

A hose usually does the job pretty well.

Michael I have an itch what should I do I cannot reach

i need more info

bye

I ate a large house spider and now i can feel it moving on my stomach

What to do?

eat a cat and it might eat the spider