I would think he may go gay though

Doesn't Chris Martin look like Jenson Button? :think:

"Conscious uncoupling", what a load of bollocks

..it would seem so..:laugh:...

That bint and her "conscious uncoupling" with her "macrobiotic diet" and her "children called Apple and the other one, probably Bandana or Del Amitri or Fantastika or something" and her "acting career" can ffffuuuuuuuuunk off

Moses actually Z :idc:

He has parted the Red Sea of their marriage and led his people, the divorce lawyers, to the promised land, their assets :angel:

*uncoupling lawyers Z :nono:

I consciously uncoupled my post from their situation

meh

i would still bang her but only if I could keep the telly on

Gwyneth uncoupled herself from the love train

Was the only reason I enjoyed watching Sliding Doors, seeing her get hit by a car.

Hopefully Gwyneth will now marry Jim Corr from The Corrs, so her daughter will be called Apple Corr.

:laugh2:

I was drunk when I commented on this the other day but they always were an odd couple

good for her. she can do so much better. She's one of the most beautiful women in the world.

She's got a quirky enigmatic beauty like Jackie O. she's not a classic beauty, she's not a pam anderson playboy kind of sexy, but she is amazingly beautiful.

She had Brad Pitt. I bet she could have him back if she wanted.

Chris Martin has fallen for Alexa Chung, apparently.

Ugh she looks like a mish mash of three different sales racks

Alexa Chung?

I don't like Gwyneth Paltrow, but Alexa Chung? The T4 presenter? :yuk:

or maybe youll go straight

yes many years ago

It seems her job these days is Kiera Knightley's best friend according to google.

Chris Martin has been with Kate Hudson, apparently

:laugh3:

I think Ginnifer Goodwin may have something to say about Tom and Rita....