Don't eat anything all day

Eat light during the day (soup is a good one), ideally skip dinner
Start drinking early
Mix your drinks (try doing a shot of whisky in between a cider and a glass of wine for extra 'oh **** I did something ridiculous last night' factor)
Tadaaaa

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What you are experiencing is a sugar rush. What you want is alcohol intoxication. Straight Whiskey. No mixers. A cube of ice is a mixer.

Smithy i bet you wish you could forget about making this thread :laugh::p