ThisisBigBrother.com - UK TV Forums

ThisisBigBrother.com - UK TV Forums (https://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/index.php)
-   Chat and Games (https://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=41)
-   -   Versus- Task 2: VersusVision (JACK F & LUCAS EVICTED; BLUE TEAM WIN TASK 2) (https://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=248699)

T* 10-04-2014 08:18 PM

http://i.imgur.com/fIBaCNt.png
Sometimes TiBB has arguments- Lucas

(To the tune of: )
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!
Sometimes TIBB has arguments!

Shaun 10-04-2014 08:19 PM

:umm2:

Me. I Am Salman 10-04-2014 08:19 PM

Lmfao

Marsh. 10-04-2014 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 6790400)
:umm2:

:joker:

T* 10-04-2014 08:23 PM

http://i.imgur.com/rgZsrlh.png
Kay Burley, in Kuala Lumpur
once lost her phone in a scrum
The tax-payers gathered
never was a nation so battered
and they offered to buy her a new one

But unfortunately for Kay
This just wasn't enough
A new phone to her would not measure up

'Cuz It had all her edits
An abundance of credit
Favourite MP3 songs
An app called 'how to use tongs'
It's value was more than enough

She says boy I need u, right next to me
wanna feel ur breath, I want to bathe in your 3G
just to have you in my palm, would mean the word my old friend
it hurts that every call must reach a dead end

But despite this cold truth, I carry on dialling
and it goes to voicemail, and each time it is surprising
because I just can't accept that you're gone
sweet prince it is with me you belong

seven days have flown past, and still no mere sign
it's been widely accepted that you are no longer alive
oh this anguish I experience, it eats away at my health
would the pain end right here if I just killed myself?

Me. I Am Salman 10-04-2014 08:23 PM

mines a poem :umm2:

Vanessa 10-04-2014 08:24 PM

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj...do1_r1_500.gif

T* 10-04-2014 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Salman! (Post 6790407)
mines a poem :umm2:

not if you imagine destiny's child singing it

Me. I Am Salman 10-04-2014 08:24 PM

Tru

T* 10-04-2014 08:25 PM

Juries please go to group for a new thread

T* 10-04-2014 08:30 PM

http://i.imgur.com/9yRRIFE.png

Mmmm mmmm mmmm
I'm logging in to Tee Eye Bee Bee
Mmmm mmmm mmmm
To spend sometime online

Been out the house all day,
now it's time for me to play,
You brighten up my world
Tee Eye Bee Bee
Spot Salman's name on who's online
Vanessa discussing 'Come Dine'

You brighten up my world
Tee Eye Bee Bee
Finer than gourmet wine
Tee Eye Bee Bee

I click a thread
And I see a funny meme
Making fun of Ben
Putting him to shame
And over in Lil's Lounge
It's the usual mayhem and fun
Chatting random shit
Bout everything under the sun

You brighten up my world
Tee Eye Bee Bee
Finer than gourmet wine
Tee Eye Bee Bee

Shaun's put up a music poll
Marc's planning the next Tibb 'Mole'
PeteMitch is stanning for his 'Brit'
Ammi's posting with her usual wit
Niamh's given us a quiz to do
Glenn stole a penguin from the Zoo D:
Kizzy's news flashes are on fire
And Zake are debating whose forehead is higher

You brighten up my world
Tee Eye Bee Bee
Finer than gourmet wine
Tee Eye Bee Bee

You brighten up my world
Tee Eye Bee Bee


Benjamin 10-04-2014 08:34 PM

is here

Me. I Am Salman 10-04-2014 08:34 PM

Quote:

Spot Salman's name on Who's Online
u bitch

Benjamin 10-04-2014 08:35 PM

I wondered why you kept looking at the Kay Burley thread yesterday Salman :joker:

T* 10-04-2014 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benjamin (Post 6790418)
is here

-looks at watch-
-looks at ben-

Benjamin 10-04-2014 08:35 PM

I told you I was out. :idc:

Me. I Am Salman 10-04-2014 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benjamin (Post 6790421)
I wondered why you kept looking at the Kay Burley thread yesterday Salman :joker:

:laugh2:

Marsh. 10-04-2014 08:36 PM

Billie Piper :laugh:

Pete. 10-04-2014 08:36 PM

Salman's is excellent

Pete. 10-04-2014 08:38 PM

As is Jack and Kate's - well done

Shaun 10-04-2014 08:38 PM

these last two songs :flutter:

T* 10-04-2014 08:38 PM

http://i.imgur.com/pAqXgaH.png
Look at the size of the plates in the United States
They’re not as big as the pyjamas in the Bahamas

They might squeeze on Tina from Argentina
But they’d bury Bolivia’s Olivia.

Have you ever sat on a bench and tried to speak French?
Or been chased by the police in Belize?
If you’ve never kissed a Buddha whilst in Bermuda,
Then you might be a bit hasty in Haiti
And then you can’t poo whilst holidaying in Peru
But nudism would see you banned from Greenland.

Welcome to Jamaica where you’ll find yourself a stranger
Is he from Uruguay or Guatemala?

In the Caribbean, you can buy some drugs
But Venezuela is where you’ll find the thugs
Which do you prefer, either or?
Would you rather someone from Chile, Brazil or Ecuador?

Now we’ve reached Guam, would you please tell me mam
That I’ve left her my washing and eaten the spam
I’ll send her a postcard once I’ve reached San Juan

It’s cold and it’s raining back in Jolly ol’
But it’s full of people who came in from a famous Pole

This is the end of my song, it’s as silly as a thong
I really don’t know how to end
What was asked of me, was an impossible task and now it’s sent me quite round the bend…
I’m not sure I understood it or even had a good start
So now I’ll just end with a FART…

Pete. 10-04-2014 08:40 PM

Quote:

So now I’ll just end with a FART…
That Monty Python inspiration

Benjamin 10-04-2014 08:40 PM

I'm liking these :love:

Jack. 10-04-2014 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Petemitch (Post 6790431)
As is Jack and Kate's - well done

Thanks pete :)


All times are GMT. The time now is 11:30 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
User Alert System provided by Advanced User Tagging (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2025 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.