You would end up with a pretty sticky wicket for sure

Oh as if that's racist, it's clearly just a pun

I like Clarkson because he reveals the hypocrisy in the BBC. He's been causing trouble for years, upsetting everyone, but they never sack him. That's because he happens to host one of the most popular (Nationally and Internationally) programmes on the channel.

We all know that if a obscure radio presenter said the same things, the BBC would have sacked him years ago.