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Gather round and witness this tale which has been one of the defining moments of my life. I was 6 years old and was sitting in my school yard eating a jam sandwich, when suddenly out of nowhere a bee appeared. I was calm as the beast approached my jam coated lips but nothing prepared me for the pain and suffering I was about to endure, suddenly with no warning top lip was perforated by the stinger of the flying abomination. I was inconsolable, the pain was like nothing I had ever felt before in the half a dozen years I had been alive. I was sent home to nurse my wound just as my lip began to swell. I thought it was all over until I arrived in my abode and my siblings began to find great amusement in the location of the swelling. They called me unforgivable names such as "Elvis" and "big lip", I am still haunted by the ordeal to this day.

Yes in my ear.


I've also been chewed by a wasp. It was late in the summer so it was possibly drunk on fermented fruit but it landed on my arm and started laying into me. Next minute I had blood dripping down my arm. I had to get my dad to get it off me as so transfixed by what it was doing. Mental.

luckily never. I'm so scared of it happening though D:. one of the reasons I hate summer / hot weather.

No never.

Gavin had a swarm of them stinging his dick/legs when he was a kid though, hes bloody petrified of them now

Only once. And it was about 4 or 5 years ago. It was one of the most painful things I have ever felt to be honest.

no but i dance like i have

i got chased by one the other day actually. well i say chased it was bugging me so i ran like a girl lol

I've been stung by a bee before. I was taking a floral skirt off the washing line and a bee was on it. I only realized when I felt pain in my hand.

Anyway I was sure the bee was on the skirt because of the pattern, but I watched a nature program and it showed that they see petals very differently to how we do.


http://i.imgur.com/HxcKs7z.jpg

I have I trod on one getting out of the bath so it stung the arch of my foot, I killed it.
Both my kids have stroked a bee, which then stung them... :laugh:

I have I trod on one getting out of the bath so it stung the arch of my foot, I killed it.
Both my kids have stroked a bee, which then stung them... :laugh:

Sounds awful. :umm2:

I was stung by a bee once when I was little and have been stung numerous times by wasps. Most recent was last year.

Yeah that happened to us on two occasions as well, such a nightmare. I've never been stung though.

:joker::joker::joker:

Let's face it, they are evil little bastards