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Me. I Am Salman 10-05-2014 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985 (Post 6838262)
I provided what was asked.

And why is that annoying little pic allways attached to your posts.

Im sensitive at the moment please remove it as we bare a striking resemblance.
who wouldn't want to look like mooriah who they also call the elusive chanteuse?

daniel-lewis-1985 10-05-2014 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Salman! (Post 6838284)
who wouldn't want to look like mooriah who they also call the elusive chanteuse?
Go for it then.

Just visit Boots on Albany Road. Loreal tanning mouse £14.99 but lucky you they have slashed the price by £5.

I look forward to your thread.

Natalie. 10-05-2014 06:55 PM
:laugh2: hope it fades

Marsh. 10-05-2014 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985 (Post 6838172)
My nan has dementia im gonna scare the sh!t out of her.
:joker:

A conehead Somalian with a broken nose. Oh dear. :laugh:

armand.kay 10-05-2014 07:32 PM
Dencia can help.

http://uptownmagazine.com/files/2014...itenicious.jpg

Cherie 10-05-2014 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985 (Post 6838218)
You cant even make this **** up.....Just went to pick my stuff up from the dry cleaners and a gravy stained t-shirt was hidden in the white linen so not only is my face mahogany but now so are my bed sheets or should I call them bed sh!ts.

Im cursed!!!
Are you sure you took your sheets to the dry cleaners, how posh!

Use a facial scrub or face mask that will tone it down

Sophiee 10-05-2014 10:05 PM
:joker:

daniel-lewis-1985 11-05-2014 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Cherie (Post 6838691)
Are you sure you took your sheets to the dry cleaners, how posh!

Use a facial scrub or face mask that will tone it down
Dry cleaners are posh? :conf:

Vicky. 11-05-2014 01:04 AM
Still no photos? Tut tut.

Josy 11-05-2014 01:06 AM
Did you get it off?

Lemon juice and baking soda on an exfoliating glove takes it right off.

Kizzy 11-05-2014 01:12 AM
Zee 2... :joker: I would have thought a facial scrub too.

daniel-lewis-1985 11-05-2014 02:48 PM
It looks good today lol.

Just needed a bath. Loving how the mascara frames my eyes aswel I may become one of those gays who wears make up.

I likey.

daniel-lewis-1985 12-05-2014 05:47 PM
OMG reading back on this is hilarious lol I was genuinely distraught.

What a tw@t.

Cherie 12-05-2014 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985 (Post 6840669)
Dry cleaners are posh? :conf:
For sheets yes, everyone I know bungs their sheets in the washing machine.

daniel-lewis-1985 12-05-2014 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Cherie (Post 6843329)
For sheets yes, everyone I know bungs their sheets in the washing machine.
To me washing machines are posh.

I don't own one.

Smithy 12-05-2014 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985 (Post 6843332)
To me washing machines are posh.

I don't own one.
:joker::joker:

Sawyer 12-05-2014 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985 (Post 6838172)
I feel like crying but laughing at the same time.

I do the dumbest sh!t.

My nan has dementia im gonna scare the sh!t out of her.
sorry but this actually cracked me up. I'm sat in my chair wetting myself with laughter.

daniel-lewis-1985 12-05-2014 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Sawyer (Post 6843460)
sorry but this actually cracked me up. I'm sat in my chair wetting myself with laughter.
Wetting yourself? lol how polite of you.

Marsh. 13-05-2014 08:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985 (Post 6843332)
To me washing machines are posh.

I don't own one.
:joker:


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