Q: What's got 160 legs and no pubic hair?
A: The front row of a One Direction concert.

It's my standard boy band joke, I wheel it out every time one of the ****s up.

Who does he think he is? Justin Bieber?

Louis is just such a tryhard

Louis is a tit, It wouldn't surprise me if he gets dropped tbh. He probably is the least popular member of 1D and definitely the least important.

Would we describe any of them as "important"? I'm struggling to justify" vaguely useful"...

Harry, Liam and Zayn are important as their vocals carry the band. Niall not so much, but he's likeable and hasn't ever done anything that shows him as a bad person. Louis is unlikeable, arrogant and untalented.

I definitely would like them more if he disappeared.

Niall is annoying but he's harmless, and I actually really like Harry/Zayn, Liam had some blips a while back where he was verging on being a bit of a dick but he's sort of reeled it back in.

Who gives a ****? yawn, it's not racism when he wasn't insulting anyone

One Direction are bigger than the Beatles. It's a shame success has gone to their head, though. These antics will have to stop before they turn into Miley Cyrus mark II

Do you know how many times the Beatles were caught and arrested over drugs,and I mean bigger drugs than weed,they don't seem to have suffered much.

Glad to see Ricky has his thinking cap on

haha

its the best quote of the week


Now if he had said

"edgier than the Stones"

then he may be onto something

His brain has been scrambled by staring at too many double d's.

What is the actual point in Louis Tomlinson? He can't sing so he's not useful there; he's obviously gay so he's not useful there; he's not a nice person so he's not useful there; he's not good looking so he's not useful there - the guy is the luckiest boy band cling on since Jason Orange.

That's because they pretty much brought music forward in a way never seen before/made good music

Apparently the video is edited down from 15 minutes to 5 and that the full video leaking is imminent

I am so looking forward to the day One Direction split up and he no longer has the money of Simon Cowell backing him to buy the silence of the media/people willing to sell stories on him; I bet there are dozens of people who would dish dirt on him, who will as soon as they can. Stuff like this is clearly engineered to reposition them away from teeny boppers so they're "growing up with their fans"

beatles sold millions of records world wide and changed the face of music infulncing many many bands to come. they also wrote their own music

this manufactored group - its not a band are just bigger than some acts and should never be compared to real musicians and artists.
hopefully they will disapear soon. doubt they will do a miley cant see them hanging naked on a wrecking ball licking a brick like its a cock but you never know lol

:idc:

Ah, important to one direction. Sorry, I thought you meant important to humanity.

Folks.........give it up !!!

Nobody cares.........nobody gives a fcuk what Harry or Liam or Zayn did or did not do.

We are all over the age of 12

Aren't we ?