I wish I am not going to get a detention tomorrow :sad:

Granted, but you get kept in for lunch

I wish school got cancelled

granted but you are the only one that had to go to university or collage

i wish i was famous

Granted, but then you lose it all

I wish BB was still on

Granted but you're only famous for giving Pete Burns oral sex :laugh:

I wish my fingernails would get longer

granted, but sezer thinks they are horrible

i wish i didnt have to go to maths

Granted but you have double history!!

I wish i'd win the lottery

granted but you loose all the money down the drain

i wish i could stay off school tommorow

Granted but you'll be in bed ill

I wish I could go home now... (i'm in work at the mo)

Granted, but when you arrive home your family will have been attacked by vampires

I wish I could die

Granted but the doctors will bring you back to life.

I wish I had a new house

Granted but it was really horrible and smelly and it was in Merthyr Tidfil (Bad!) :bored:

I wish I could go to Canada :spin2:

Granted, but when you are there you get mad cow disease and 1000 corpses fall on you

I wish to cut out my brain

I wish i could be a celeb for a day

granted, but then bad stories get out about you in the press

I wish i was still in australia :sad:

Granted, but you then come across Jakeyboy. :shocked: (just a joke Jboy)

I wish this school year would go quicker than Linford Christie down a 100M track.

Granted but remember schooldays are the best days of your life
I wish a certain person would stop spreading rumours about me onto other forums and get a life, get his facts right and :nono::nono: Grow up (He knows who he is)

Granted, but Mark gets to eat you

I wish my sister would stop annoying me

oh dear. :shocked:

I wish a fish would eat a lizard

Nonononononononono :nono: :mad:


I'm not granting that wish... I love my lizard!! :colour:

i wish i did'nt have to go to the dentist tommorow.

Granted, but your mum does the dentist stuff instead

I wish I could play with my pet skunk

Granted but he sprays you and now you stink

I wish I wasnt bored

Granted, but now you're super bored!! :spin2:

I wish my teeth didn't hurt :sad: