"Let's pay £80m for a player that can't play for us until November"

Not going to happen

Up to chielliini to press charges I guess, I've gotta feeling he will do

Almost as ridiculous as paying a player £3m in wages that can't do anything.

Justice

https://38.media.tumblr.com/212fafee...lp0no4_250.gif

The fact he can't train or partake in pre season is pretty huge too. Hopefully they have someone following the twat around. Don't even let him play fifa on the playstation :idc:

I'm pretty sure we still have some kind of feeder connection with Nacional in Uruguay, send him over there to train with them, Fifa will never get onto it

He should have to wear a muzzle for the rest of his playing days.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...t_1714959w.jpg

Much more lenient that I expected but at least FIFA have recognised the seriousness of it and not that it was a "coming together"

Fully and rightfully deserved. The ban, i mean.

I would probably have given more though...

Suarez and Uruguay are appealing the ban :joker:

Gotta love them

some people call it a bite Suarez calls it booking time off

Italy defender Giorgio Chiellini - the player bitten by Luis Suarez - says he believes the punishment given to the Uruguay striker is "excessive".

Suarez has been given a nine-match international ban, as well as four-suspension from all football, meaning he can no longer be in contact with the Uruguay squad.

"I have always considered unequivocal the disciplinary interventions by the competent bodies, but at the same time I believe that the proposed formula is excessive," said Chiellini.

"I sincerely hope that he will be allowed, at least, to stay close to his team-mates during the games because such a ban is really alienating for a player."

Maradona's not avin this

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrIg8sjIcAANKVJ.jpg

joke

Would have been at least a whole season for me. Absolutely no need to behave like that in a football match.

Pat Butcher called - she wants her earrings back.

Can't take anything he says seriously...sorry :laugh:

Luis Suárez bite defence: I lost balance and hit my face against Chiellini
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You can't make it up. Extend his ban FFS.

Sounds like it will definitely be reduced with a defense like that