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If there's somebody nearby I have to cough when I plop. :worry:

Nah i will crap anywhere and everywhere.

I'm a poo aesthete. I love pooing. I used to be really shy of it then for some reason turned it the other way around and now I announce it, brag about it and walk it in every conceivable way. I'll happily announce to everyone in the room that I have a load to take and will typically make a big song and dance of making a cup of tea, grabbing a book and spending 30 minutes of quality time with the color brown.

I am. Even at home I put toilet paper in the bowl first so the poo doesn't splash. And I hate going in public but if I have to I put toilet paper on the seat then in the bowl again, then I don't even sit anyway. :laugh:

I hate hover sh*ts, my thighs are so unfit.

gross. I hate when in BB they talk about it so freely. "i've had a poo" when someone is in the toilet making some food. :yuk: I think i'm poo shy because of my mum, because even now she forbids anyone from going toilet when she's cooking or eating, sometimes she hates watching bb when she's eating cause they might talk about poo. And if you happen to go to the toilet even when she;s not eating but is in the house, she demands you open the toilet window, hallway window, front door too, then sprays some air freshner. So it's her fault i'm poo poo shy :bawling: My **** don't even stink.:bawling:

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Omg get your mum on BB.

My mummy would slay. She is so over the top on things. Love it. :laugh:

:laugh2: I love this gif.

I don't know why, I'm crying. :joker:

Her boobies?

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Dee is the gif that just keeps on giving.

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If she slapped them in my face. :flutter:

:yuk:

Not here for **** threads tbh

Don't diss the Duchess of Solihull.

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Ihu

If the turtle's head is popping out then it's going to pop out wherever you are.

i couldn't give a ****
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