Follow United Around the country and go to every match for free

Probably strangle a couple of people I hate to death.



Here for this also

Punch my pathetic, hypocritical, and apish neighbours in the face.

..I don't know..probably have a huge pick n mix at the cinema..oh maybe try to get into the side stage of some music gigs....

yes and i'm sure when people hear this invisible man stealing their belongings they'll react perfectly normally and confront me once they've worked out where i'm stood, rather than freak the **** out and think they've got a poltergeist :nono:

take money from someone who wouldn't miss it

Actually I wouldn't want to do anything really criminal but I would bring out my naughty side and likely cause chaos by moving things around,such as when people are taking shopping to a car, move some bags elsewhere.

In Stores, move the trollies with shopping around as people stood talking for ages in the aisles.
Bring loads of cigarettes from behind the counter they are sold at and set them up around the Stores generally.

while people are gardening, keep moving their tools back and forth,daft things like that.

:love:

Done this before have you?

Travel around the world for free!! :D

this, and also take lots of money from somewhere.

Hide in Cheryl from x factors knickers? :hehe:

I'd be a total slut and sneak into everyone I fancy bedrooms, bathrooms and anything inbetween

I'd watch people and perve.. idc

Also I'd push kids

Get into the bank, stay there until it's all closed up, then access as many multi-national corporation accounts as possible, and transfer all their filthy lucre into the accounts of ordinary people who were overdrawn - not forgetting a few million for myself of course.:wavey:

You could just follow people around and go in the doors when they open them.........quietly :fist: