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Natalie. 24-10-2014 03:08 AM
Make Jam on toast and hide 2 pieces in every room of the house

Niamh. 24-10-2014 09:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 7338508)
I would change all of her household quirks. If she puts her toilet roll so the flap is facing the wall, I'd change it to face outwards. If she uses a certain air freshener, I would change it. If she keeps her mugs in a certain cupboard, I'd put them in a different one. I'd rearrange her cutlery drawer, put coffee in her sugar container and vice versa, put ten different new TV shows on her Sky planner (or whatever equivalent she has), leave some crumbs in her bedding...

I basically want to make her feel uncomfortable in the least noticeable ways.

I will ruin her.
None of those things would actually bother me, in fact I probably wouldn't even notice (well except maybe the crumbs in my bed) I'm the least ocd person in the world :laugh:

Niamh. 24-10-2014 09:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Livia (Post 7338340)
I'd ban ALL of y'all...
Super job Livia :clap2:

Shaun 24-10-2014 09:09 AM
It would all build though Niamh... you'd start wondering if you'd always lived life this way and it'd get too much. I'm trying to give you a breakdown fgs :fist:

Niamh. 24-10-2014 09:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 7338644)
It would all build though Niamh... you'd start wondering if you'd always lived life this way and it'd get too much. I'm trying to give you a breakdown fgs :fist:
I have kids Shaun, there's nothing you could do to my house that I wouldn't just assume the kids had done :hehe:

Crimson Dynamo 24-10-2014 09:14 AM
I would get the wire brush and dettol out if I were you as Morsh has been in your shower...



*double shudder*

Kyle 24-10-2014 09:21 AM
It's close to midnight,
Something evils lurking down in cork
Under the moonlight
I see a sight that almost makes me boak
I try to scream
But Gavin takes my hand before I make it
I start to freeze
I log on Tibb and can't believe my eyes
I'm paralysed

Cos it's a tibber
(Tibber night)
And no ones gonna save us from the trolls about to strike
Cos it's a tibber
(Tibber night)
I'm banning for my life
Inside a fibber
Tibber toniiiiiiiiiiyiyiyiyte.

Niamh. 24-10-2014 09:25 AM
:laugh2: you should have saved that for the christmas-vision Kyle

Kyle 24-10-2014 09:30 AM
It's only fair I give someone else a chance of winning

Kyle 24-10-2014 09:36 AM
They call out to the mod logged on Tibb
"Niamh can you help me?"
"I'm pissed off and marsh keeps stalking me"
"Is this something you can help with?"

She logged off, wouldn't log on
Niamh pretends she didn't see that
Now they make a new profile on twitter
And they call marsh a ********** prat

Oh, think twice, it's another day for being a mod
In the emerald isle
Oh, think twice, it's just another day for modding
Modding in the emerald isle

Niamh. 24-10-2014 09:37 AM
True True

Niamh. 24-10-2014 09:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyle (Post 7338665)
They call out to the mod logged on Tibb
"Niamh can you help me?"
"I'm pissed off and marsh keeps stalking me"
"Is this something you can help with?"

She logged off, wouldn't log on
Niamh pretends she didn't see that
Now they make a new profile on twitter
And they call marsh a ********** prat

Oh, think twice, it's another day for being a mod
In the emerald isle
Oh, think twice, it's just another day for modding
Modding in the emerald isle
Oh I love that :')

Kyle 24-10-2014 09:38 AM
God i thought I would get slated for doing phil collins :joker:

Niamh. 24-10-2014 09:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyle (Post 7338670)
God i thought I would get slated for doing phil collins :joker:
I knew what tune I was singing to from the first line :laugh:

Kyle 24-10-2014 09:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 7338671)
I knew what tune I was singing to from the first line :laugh:
:laugh:

There's a mod that's been on my miiiiiiiind,
All the time,
Neee
Neeee
Neeeeeeeeeevia

Now she don't even know my real name
But she gave me a warning just the same
Need
Neeee
Neeeeeeeeeevia

Ah, I've been reported
She'll soon be there
I'll get her attention anywhere
I feel so naughty, I feel so bad
I feel so good it when I get banned
By

Nee
Neeee
Neeeevia


What phil collins Classic is that one?

Kizzy 24-10-2014 09:50 AM
I know it... because I'm so oooooollllddddddd.

You can share my prune juice niamh :)

Niamh. 24-10-2014 09:59 AM
lol I don't know that one :laugh:

Kyle 24-10-2014 10:03 AM
:laugh:

Sussudio

Kizzy 24-10-2014 10:24 AM
I would prob quote father ted all day with her accent :laugh:

Speaking of that this really reminded me of them..
Youtube video

Niamh. 24-10-2014 10:27 AM
Father Ted :worship: Make it Dougal quotes

Kyle 24-10-2014 10:29 AM
My lovely horse
Your a pony no more
Running around
With the man on your back like a train in the night

Kizzy 24-10-2014 10:34 AM
We have to lose that sax solo!!!!!!

Kyle 24-10-2014 10:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kizzy (Post 7338685)
We have to lose that sax solo!!!!!!
http://s2.hubimg.com/u/6814185_f260.jpg

kirklancaster 24-10-2014 10:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 7338648)
I would get the wire brush and dettol out if I were you as Morsh has been in your shower...





*double shudder*
:joker::joker::joker::joker:

You genuinely crack me up -- Do you employ a gag writer?:hehe:

And why do you keep calling Marsh 'Morshe' -- Is it some kind of code? :hehe:

kirklancaster 24-10-2014 10:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyle (Post 7338654)
It's close to midnight,
Something evils lurking down in cork
Under the moonlight
I see a sight that almost makes me boak
I try to scream
But Gavin takes my hand before I make it
I start to freeze
I log on Tibb and can't believe my eyes
I'm paralysed

Cos it's a tibber
(Tibber night)
And no ones gonna save us from the trolls about to strike
Cos it's a tibber
(Tibber night)
I'm banning for my life
Inside a fibber
Tibber toniiiiiiiiiiyiyiyiyte.
If you're penning these yourself Kyle you've missed your calling. You should be
earning mega bucks as a lyricist. Genius.


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