I forgot about this actually :nono:
and you decided before Christmas, This was made in October :smug:

Yes but by the looks of it I actually came up with a profitable idea http://i.imgur.com/fmFImsq.png

£35 is too much http://i.imgur.com/fmFImsq.png

Yet it will still be a new york times best seller

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/...23_468x356.jpg

A story about all the pop girls are disappearing and a teem of Stan's have to solve the mystery as to where they are going and stop it before they're all gone.

Welp.

:amazed: sounds like a good idea.

take some notes jay :wink:

then poundland bucket :hehe:

How about a lesbian vampire milf that wants to be president of her local darts club but they wont let her as they have a strict no vampire policy.

Essentially she decides to seduce other darts milfs in the village and then kill them but at the same time is obsessed with getting a 9 darter.

She also wants to murder all staff members at her local spar so she can feed her scratch card habit?


that could be a page turner?

mm :think: maybe

You have to think commercially

darts, vampires and lesbian sex :dance:

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Maybe you could write a book about an American Werewolf that travels to England and terrorises London. That just came to me that did I think it would make a good story.

lol

like that would sell

I'm not looking to sell anything :p

Another good idea Mr Kyle :douf:

Well I thought it was a good idea.

Ok ok I got another one. A scientist in Victorian England invents a time machine in order to answer questions about the universe and ends up travelling thousands of years into the future where warlike mankind destroyed itself and as a result there now existed two distinct branches of humanity. One was timid and pale and lived on the surface in utter ignorance of the world around them and underground lived the other, a cannibalistic regime of aggressive sunlight fearing people who took the others as a food source. The main protagonist must fix his time machine and also solve the quandary of the relationship between the two castes of humanity and save the pale people from their fate.

Or another pop girl themed book where some pop girls super Hero's and some (bey and gags) are villains.

I'm perched for the graphic chapter detailing the battle of gags v Madge.

I'd come up with the story quick, leather trumpet looks like he has his eyes on it.

lmao

:joker:

No my own book is nearly complete :hmph:

below is the first line:

As an ornithologist, George was fascinated by the fact that urine and feces mix in birds’ rectums to form a unified, homogeneous slurry that is expelled through defecation, although eying Greta’s face, and sensing the reaction of the congregation, he immediately realized he should have used a different analogy to describe their relationship in his wedding vows.

I would read this. :joker:

What about a murder mystery in the BB house? Mind you the murderer would have to kill whilst avoiding all the cameras etc., Or it could be someone who desperately wants to be in the BB house and somehow finds out who is going in and starts to kill off the competition"!!