Nah..you just have to work at it.:laugh:

When you get yourself a girlfriend mate you'll be saying that about having one person in a relationship.

My Mystic powers can't read relationships very well.:bawling:

Oh god that's gonna be a blast then.:laugh:

And lol Smudgie, a good response.

you probably only hate easter because it has religious roots LT. lighten up a bit :)

Don't worry mate, it's all about asserting your manliness. If something bad happens to ruin your Easter it's 100% your woman's fault. If our lass ever strays out of line I give her a good squirt of the Aquablaster2000 on the back of the neck. Most women learn the first time though a few need one or two blasts before they learn not to do it again.

:laugh3:

Plus me and manliness don't really go together very often.:joker:

I think people should only take the holidays if they're pertinent to their religion. I'd take Hanukkah and all the Jewish ones and work over Christmas and Easter. Of course if you don't believe in anything, no holidays for you. Otherwise, it's a little cynical, don't you think LT?

Its time to abandon all holidays and bank holidays, most lazy bastards only work 5 days and have 2 whole days off

every week:shocked:

No wonder we hit a global recession

I would make people work 7 days a week and have 2 days off a month. Teachers would have to have 2 jobs or no job.

Holidays here the and everywhere, its a bloody disgrace:nono:

That's a bit of a 'live to work' rather than 'work to live' ethos LT....
If it was written in ancient scripture that holy days were honoured then they should be, but they're not... in that case everyone should be afforded the specified 'holy holidays' or nobody.

He's wumm'ing ya Kizzy.

We all know he'd be the first to complain if he had to work 7 days a week, he'd not be able to find the time to be on here 24/7 spamming the no no smilie. :nono::nono:

Fair point....well made :hehe:

:nono:

i do work 7 days. well I have sunday early mornings off to clean the car go to the dump and tidy the hoose.

Leather trumpets week:

I logged on Tibb on Monday..... spammed chat and games till Tuesday, I was mocking Kirk on a Wednesday and on Thursday and Friday and Saturday I chilled on Sunday

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/...20130502112443

Can I get a witness?

It were proper bo I tell thi

:joker:

Did you watch the one where he took Kes to the bird sanctuary to get a mate? I nearly needed a piss sack after that I laughed so hard.

:joker::joker:

I'd just be happy if everyone got some kind of job and wasn't on permanent holiday. And I already work over the weekends you slave-driving sh1t.

Yes Cancel it

Well done Amazon Prime deliverys every day.
keeping Business going.

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:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: In the immortal words of Arista Kyle:

You are most wise.:shocked:

Good news. This weekend off thing has to stop. Especially for lazy council workers and the like