spoken like a person that doesn't have kids :hehe:

I remember I used to want to nick sweets from the pick n mix bowls until my nan scared me and told me that if you put one in your mouth in the store, the alarm sounds. :joker: I was only 4.

It strikes me as something that happens in the movies... I've never seen someone do it :laugh:

Or leave them at home. :fist:

with the live in nanny is it? :laugh:

:joker: lmaoo...

I always put random things in other people's trolley when I was 5/6 but my mum caught me doing it and i got told off:bawling:

Tie them up and put an apple in their mouth. :fist:

I don't, but a few times I have opened one of those fruit bag things for Skye and just let the cashier scan the empty bag when paying...they never seem to mind and I always pay for whatever shes had :shrug:

:laugh:

It doesn't work like that D: When they want to eat, they want to eat. Now if you would rather listen to screeching kids everytime you went shopping then thats fine...until that decision is unanimous though, I will continue to give Skye food in the shop :laugh:

(Usually I have something already there just incase mind that I have bought elsewhere, but if I don't, then I have no problem opening something I'm about to pay for)

God I wish it was that easy. Feed your child when you decide, not when they want it. Would save so much time and stress :laugh:

Thanks for reminding me never to have kids. :smug:

No. Why anyone would do that, i have no idea. (Well, unless they don´t have anything to pay for, of course)

With that being said, i have never seen anyone do it, ever.

i haven't done this since i almost got arrested for eating a sandwich and hiding the packaging

like they were genuinely going to call the police over a sandwich :umm2:

My dad always does this

Was it Butterkist Popcorn?

Thats different though, that actually is stealing :joker:

:nono:

you have to actually shag someone first


:idc:

Your wife didn't seem to mind. :idc:

:clap1:
So true.

I used to do that. I remember putting Durex condoms and Mayonnaise in an old ladies trolley, when I was 7. :blush2:
Silly shoppers always leaving their trolleys around the place.

Thanks for accepting my F/R, BTW. :)

:laugh2:


they never do when they get the clap

I remember putting a tape measure in my mum's basket in B&Q years ago and she had a fit when she'd scanned all the items and that was in there was like over £20 for a tape measure. :laugh:

:joker:

:fan: measuring you skin pencil were you marsh?