I see your firm Leather Trumpet and I raise you Rotherham United's firm.

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Let's av some you jellied eel eating southern softies!!!

Weren't the original commandments made up by someone sometime too, what's your point?

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NO! NO! BAD KIZZY!

This is general chat please don't kill my thread I'm begging you :bawling: :bawling:

... Pretty bubbles in the air...

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There aren’t ten. And there is no agreement on which ten of the many are “the” ten. The phrase “ten commandments” appears in Exodus 34 and in Deuteronomy 10, which is a reference but not a list. The strange thing is that the line about Moses writing on the (new) tablets “the ten commandments” is preceded by a list of totally different orders, such as “you shall keep the feast of the unleavened bread”. The familiar list is given earlier in Exodus 20, except that it is never there called “the Ten Commandments” and there is no mention of tablets until 11 chapters and 600-some commandments later.

Also, Exodus 20 gives thirteen specific orders, not ten. The same list is repeated in Deuteronomy 5, yet again not called “Ten Commandments”. Wikipedia offers this helpful table showing how seven different Abrahamic faiths carve up the “Ten Commandments”.

My point is that something made up by some hippies in the 1970s and purporting to be a "Wiccan Rede" is just funny. There are no written records of witchcraft so they made it sound old and kind of spooky like it was an ancient thing, to make it sound more authentic maybe. And it's mostly whispered by chubby teenagers in panne velvet and too much kohl pencil. Just my take on it of course. People are perfectly entitled to believe my faith is a load of made up bunkum, you've said yourself many times that the bible is a load of rubbish... and yet you argue over this Wiccan Rede. Strange...

Just a bizarre side point but when Livia and Kizzy go head to head I always end up imagining two stags locking horns in rutting season.

Cute to look at from afar but you wouldn't want to get caught up right in the middle of it. :worry:

I've probably just stuck a big target on my back after saying that :facepalm:

I imagine them like that only wearing suspenders and very red lipstick

1. Love gays

Would stags suit red lipstick? :shrug:

Don't obsess over it, I just like that one phrase is all.

Don't worry kyle it's all good, sorted. xx

Stags are male... you know that, right?

I'm not obsessed. You carry on... it's a relatively free country.

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I say yes

Trumpet... you're so weird.

Well excuuuse me for not knowing any female animals that rutt each other!!! :fist:

I'm not David Attenbrough you know. :nono:

Well hello there new fantasy :smug:

just loosen you clothing and leave the horns by the door...

I know but it's not me that's the expert on pagan festivals. It'll be freer once milibrand are in :hehe:

I was going to use a stag prostitute once


but in the end she was too deer

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