Honestly? I thought we were in for some fun times with Simon, I thought his annoying catchphrase would wind up the other housemates and then tonight he has his first meltdown. Though saying that he didn't convince me when he started crying and I laughed at Nick during the sniggers at the dinner table.


When he went into the diary room and said something about wanting to leave then followed it by "I'm not a snake or a grass or bitch"

I wanted BB to say to him

"If you're not those, then wouldn't it be better you stayed and proved that?"

No - Simon's gross

No, he's a horrible man who deserves being called the snake. His fake crying is transparent as anything. A conniving hypocrite and probably my least favourite in the house. Best thing he's done is give the housemates an actual horrible person to look at so they see Mark really isn't that bad

:laugh2:

He is and its a FACT :clap1:

When can jesus and ha resurrection even touch simon's "Im baaaaAAACK" with the jazz hands?

:joker:

Ew no.

Armand the only one preaching the gospel truth? A lot of people are gonna have to be banned it seems :think: sad to see

..he's a great gameplayer, Jack..(or actually we'll see if he is and how long he stays etc..)...but I guess just proving that he indeed is Mr Showbizz..the game etc and no friends to be made here...this is showbiz, Jack...........

:laugh: Exactly

No

He's shouted showbizz.....and what else? No he's dire.

He could be amongst the cringiest of house mates of all time. He is so so so so bad that he is good

Gross by name. . .

At least he is not a bog standard gay stereotype. ..

:think:

not while belinda from coach trip exists

http://i.imgur.com/ZtAXtNx.png

No he needs to go back to drama school

..actually Jack, I've had a little re-think and no Jack, he is not the greatest person to walk the planet...Marc is really where it's all at and leaves Mr Nobizz and his shizz in the shade...so you can either be a loser and help dry the crocodile/snake tears..or you can stop this silliness and join the fraternity of Marc the Maleficent bringing all other housemates to his yard...and no Jack, you can't have both, sorry but Simon's planet slithering days are just not that interesting and it's big Marc's planet now....

After tonight's show (and last nights as well) this is now confirmed :clap1: this MESS of a man is a God amongst men

43 people obviously need their TV's confiscating :think:

Permission still denied for aslong as Marc is breathing

He's boring