I would :blush2:........Ive got a thing about soldiers ,even ex soldiers :kiss:...Proud, loyal and patriotic fellas

Ooh that poor lad, now I can see why he is the way he is:bawling:
Then again, having a small dick is no excuse for being such a big dick.

:blush: Excuse my French.

Oh smudgie,I'm going to squash your yorkshires:hehe::laugh:

Me too !! How DARE he not love our boy ? cheek of him

Behave yourself Chuff.....my todger is none existent :laugh:
I just can't take to him, I like what he brought to the house at first, but now I just find him offensve:shrug:

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:laugh::laugh: Sorry Kaz, but joking aside, it can't have been easy in the army with his appendage.
My late brother-in-law was a soldier, those lads were merciless with their humour, he would have had no end of ribbing.

Have you actually seen it ,or going by what Ais said, and if you have seen it, please share it with me and Kazanne :blush2:

Yeah, it was All there, or what there was of it, in the video.
Poor lad, it must be hard.

What video ? and like Kaz so rightly said, its not the meat, its the action :wink:

It wasn't hard though smudgie:hehe: so it does get bigger:joker::dance:

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:laugh::laugh:Chuff:joker:

Hes bloody lush Kaz !!!

I would be more than happy with that as a plaything :whistle:

It's grown since 2013 Vicky :hehe:

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Danny nis exactly the prince charming

i can't believe people are still on about this..it leaves the impression that some of you have some deep personal issues you need to address

Aye well, he might need a bucket of miracle gro to dip it in Kaz:joker:

You are well smitten Chuff:joker:

The best lover I ever had, had the smallest penis I'd ever had, BUT he made me happy. He also made me laugh, which to me anyway is far more important than sexual athletics.
I like Marc. Many of the 'insults' are tongue in cheek and it depends on the other person how they are perceived. For instance if Sam had looked angry and said straight out 'I'm offended by that', he probably would have taken notice. Instead she smiled and giggled and only told other people or in the DR that she was offended by his comments.

Aesthetically pleasing man who would crush your self esteem in a heartbeat and then tell you not to be so sensitive.

:joker::joker: