i used to have this issue

I don't know how women deal with having those things hanging off of them all day long. I've heard women say "how do men walk around with those things just hanging all day?" and i'm like, seriously? it's much easier having a penis dangling all day than those huge things you ladies have to carry!

Trust me, you don't want pics. I'm at the age now where people would pay me to keep my clothes on:hehe: