Do it tbh

I will when I go grey :laugh:

I have never watched more than 20 seconds of a football game on tv :inamood:

mmmm i've done literally everything already said in here.
ehhhh i've never done heroin :clap1:

I've been to Lidl now, went yesterday. It's alright I suppose.

I have never been on an express train

I've never watched porn.

I've never been on a Ferry

I've never had a Big Mac :/

I've never been outside the U.S.

I've never been to a festival

Never watched a football game
Never watched a James Bond film or a H Potter
Never driven a Rolls Royce

I've never:

Walked with a stutter
Talked with a limp
Piloted my private plane underwater
Made love to a humpbacked Nicaraguan dwarf
Been miserable in a Gay bar
Made love while lying on a mirror so that I didn't know if I was coming or going
Come down off an acid trip with the aid of The Truth's missing ladders
Ever got the better of LeatherTrumpet in an argument or joke contest
Understood why I get so many warnings and infractions :hehe:
Had to pay a prostitute for sex once they've seen my enormous dick. :hehe:

:laugh2:

You sure there's no 'porkies' included there :laugh::laugh:

Why ? cos they sink too often

Christ :joker:

I have never cursed/sworn. :)

I have never been without a job since 13 for longer than 4 weeks

No - He couldn't fit on him 'cos the rest of Roxy Music was on him too. :hehe:

I have never had a passport.

Never watched a Harry Potter movie or read one of the books

That's impressive Ben

I never wee on the queen ��

:shocked: