You think they'd have established who one other is by this point

On the best line ever!

Sarah " you are dishonest, I'm a princess and you took my crown"

:joker: :joker:

After they drove off the poor love was in tears shouting down the phone to her mum.

Sarah has some corkers tonight

"I am a god, I have a halo, you have nothing without me"

Kween Sarah

Not sarah Thinking she's Beyoncé

"We had so much sex and you keep crying"

Oop, not sure Dave wanted the neighbour hood to hear that LOL

Are you watching an American soap opera?

Absolutely, at least once a week there's something kicking off outside at early hours in the morning, I always get out of bed to watch and listen :flutter:

One time I witnessed two women beating a man with their heels though.. that wasn't so fun.

I live in a boring area..neighbours don't argue, but if they did I would be there at the ready listening in.:laugh:
Ooh, my neighbour does have a pussy willow in her front garden though.

Oh Dave cheated, this got awkward fast. I'm going in.

Yeah definitely, I'm quite nosey sometimes

ONLY when that guy was playing the piano in the middle of the street every night

other than that i ignore them all, but i smile at the old ladies

You go inside when it gets juicy? what sort of eavesdropper are you? :nono:

I'm not I'm still listening, curiosity got the better of me.

Lucy just arrived! :amazed:

And the girls are ganging up on him!

God my neighbourhood is usually so quiet

That was me singing the way you look tonight.

Turns out he's been stringing them both along

Get ready to call the police in case they do a Debbie and Jasmine and beat him with a chair tbh

Lots of swear words now

What neighbours are these?

Everybody needs good neighbours

Oh Dave called them both disgraces and they have flow into a tirade of angry words lol