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Before the limo arrives, we have something very special to do! http://www.gabriel-limousine.com/images/limo-night.jpg Shall we meet our bachelor properly? How old are you? 25 af x What's your background? I'm a rich smart gal with a large bank balance but a small figure x Do you get on with your family? Yes x Would you consider yourself a ruthless person? When needs be. How would you rate yourself on looks? 10 ALWAYS. What hobbies do you have? I like being better than everyone else. Oh, and walking the dogs. How evil/strict will you be? Really evil and strict x Are you prepared to cause drama and argue with contestants? Of course, this is my show x Have you got your eye on particular contestant? Maybe. You'll have to wait and see. What advice would give to this years contestants? Relax and try not to be overwhelmed by my beauty and how much more better I am than you. |
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IT'S DEZZY! (Dwayne) What part of the USA are you from? Texas How old are you? 25 What's your background? I'm the youngest son of a prestigious and wealthy family that made their fortune in oil. I married young to the daughter of a rival family which caused a fair few years of strife in the family. We eventually divorced but not before multiple murders, shootings, double crosses and betrayals that ripped our families apart. Do you get on with you family? When we're not killing and betraying each other? Yes. Would you consider yourself a ruthless person? I murdered my twin in the womb. How would you rate yourself on looks? I'm sensational tbh. What would you do to win? Cut a bitch. Are you a competitive person? Yes, especially when it comes to Monopoly. What annoying traits do you have? If any. I have a habit of faking my death, disappearing for a year and turning up in showers for no reason. What hobbies do you have? BETRAYAL. Are you looking forward to playing? Yes, it'll kill some time before I end up either shooting my brother, fake dying in a car crash, suffer from amnesia, get married to a crazy bitch who fights other bitches in fountains or have all the pointless relations in my family murdered in a bizarre wedding massacre that had no long term ramifications for anyone beyond the incidental relations that no one cared about. Are you prepared to cause drama and argue with contestants? I AM the drama. What's your selling point? Which no other contestants has? https://33.media.tumblr.com/183871ef...5yr7o1_500.gif |
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Shall we meet another! It's Brenda! What part of the USA are you from? I am from Las Vegas, the city that never sleeps. How old are you? I am twenty years old, I will be twenty-one this up and coming March. What's your background? Sometimes I have the style of an all-american girl, but I am a bit of biracial butterfly myself. I have indian roots, italian roons (hence the cooking skills), armenian roots (hence the Kardashian curves) and obviously part american! Do you get on with your family? Family is very important to me, I get on with all of my family and I can't wait to have kids myself. Would you consider yourself a ruthless person? I'm usually a forgive and forget person, but if someone pushes my last buttons and gets on my damn nerves and treats me horribly, I will be as ruthless as I can be. How would you rate yourself on looks? I'll be honest, ten! :smug: What would you do to win? I feel like I'm naturally a winner. I can flirt my way easily, I can even cook my way easily. I have a fun and a different personality that will make me stand out. Are you a competitive person? Most definetly! I can cut a b*tch to win! I won't cut anyone actually though ;). What annoying traits do you have? If any. Great to some, annoying to others, I am way too genuine. If I have a problem with someone, I say it straight to their faces. What hobbies do you have? Eating, sleeping just like most people. But I also love having a bit of a workout now and then. Baking & cooking is a great passion too. Are you looking forward to playing? Most definetly! Are you prepared to cause drama and argue with contestants? The drama follows me everywhere, so absolutely! What's your selling point? Which no other contestants has? I'm a selling point as a whole, I WILL win! |
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Another is out! It's Super V (veronica) What part of the USA are you from? Miami, Florida How old are you? 23 What's your background? I grew up in Australia and when i finished High School at 18 I moved to Miami to go to University. Do you get on with your family? Every holiday time (Christmas, Easter ect.) I fly back to see my family in Australia and stay at my parents home. Would you consider yourself a ruthless person? It my be confusing but I'm to nice to be mean to someones face if that makes sense. Ruthless? I don't know. How would you rate yourself on looks? Pretty good looking, I never really ever rated myself but yeah a good 8/10 (Always hook up at the bars) What would you do to win? Impress the bachelor, their really isn't any other way. If i connect then I connect, if I don't then so be it. Are you a competitive person? Well kind of... I hate losing What annoying traits do you have? If any. I can't stand people whispering! OMG it kills me. What hobbies do you have? Would you call going to the gym a hobby? Are you looking forward to playing? Yes I am, i'm really excited! Are you prepared to cause drama and argue with contestants? Well like Ashley, I can throw glass amazingly... What's your selling point? Which no other contestants has? I don't have a big ego, I can relate to most people and I have an amazing Aussie accent |
Kirk Lancaster (Mark) is next! What part of the USA are you from? Virginia - I was not born there but moved there when I was a teenager because I am one horny mother and I loved the VIRGIN part of the name. My quest from that day on was to 'pop as many Cherries as I could to force them to change the name to 'Deflowered Virgins-ia'. How old are you? I am as old as my long, long, sexually artful tongue, and a little older than my still pearly white natural teeth. I am also old enough to know that young guys just don't know how to TRULY ENJOY a woman. From her toes to her lips, older guys worship and ravish a female. Ain't no 'Wham, Bam, See Ya Mam' with this old Lothario. I takes my tisip at the wine. What's your background? I AM the quintessential MACHO MAN. I have boxed all my life since the age of 8, and worked as a Bouncer for years as well as a builder. I am still in amazing physical condition, still fit, and I don't need no VIAGARA, just NIAGARA - to cool this horny mofo down. Do you get on with your family? Yep - apart from the mofo relatives I detest. Would you consider yourself a ruthless person? No, but I'll cut your mofo throat if you disagree with me. How would you rate yourself on looks? Most guys problem is that they can't attract women, mine's the exact opposite. Hell boy, I'm one walking, talking Babe Magnet and I'm so pretty even Muhammad Ali settled for a second prize in the looks department. What would you do to win? I would swim the English Channel with Rusty Lee on my back, Plait Sawdust, Weave Water, and Vote For Jeremy Corbyn for PM of England and Trump for President of the USA. Are you a competitive person? Naw, just ask all my rivals - once they all come out of Intensive Care. What annoying traits do you have? If any. I think my most annoying Goddam trait is my humility. I just can't help being modest. What hobbies do you have? Cunnilingus is my main hobby - you just can't lick it. Or should that be you can? Are you looking forward to playing? With that fit, little bitch who's the main prize? Are you kidding me? Does Donald Trump wear a weetabix on his head? Are you prepared to cause drama and argue with contestants? No, just to physically whup their no-chance asses. What's your selling point? Which no other contestants has? Oh, let me think for a nano-second: I'm super modest. I'm incredibly handsome and still ripped. I have a God-given natural chemistry whih women can't resist. I have a mean sense of humour which no woman can resist. I am highly educated. I am a writer, a poet, a sculptor, a painter, and a can speak three languages. My penis resembles a baby's arm clutching an apple in its hand. And I KNOW how to make LURVE - for hours. Why, when I'm through with that Nikki doll, she's gonna be smiling with ecstasy and asking: "Who am I " not "Who is she". Bring It On Mofo. |
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Kate is here! (Katerina) What part of the USA are you from? sunny California How old are you? I'm feeling 22. What's your background? White trailer trash chick Do you get on with your family? No Would you consider yourself a ruthless person? In some ways How would you rate yourself on looks? 7/10 but I do have beautiful eyes so I'm told What would you do to win? Steal the Bachelors heart Are you a competitive person? Yes What annoying traits do you have? If any. Impatient What hobbies do you have? Reading, swimming, solving puzzles. Are you looking forward to playing? Yes bring it on Are you prepared to cause drama and argue with contestants? No, I'll charm them all What's your selling point? Which no other contestants has? I'm a quarter Irish, so I can talk the talk. |
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