My friend and I used to heavy breath down the phone to my boyfriend, who is now my husband, he always hung up, in our defence it was always after a few drinks :hmph:

Is mr walls there? (no) is mrs walls there? (no) are there any walls there? (no)....
Well how does your roof stay up? :joker:

:joker: not heard that one before

We used to do that one :laugh: Or

I'm from the water board could you check if your taps are running please?

Yes, they are.

Well you better run after them then

:facepalm:

:laugh:

:joker:

I use to do it a lot like a year or two ago with my friends we would just turn off Caller ID and ring someone saying things like 'Hi can you come and pick your pet up from the vets' or 'Hi this is Brooke calling. Your STD results have come back to us today' in an accent.

Oh and we used to call 118 asking stupid things like how many crisps are there in a bag and things like that

did it all the time when I was wee. Ask if the gas was running and tell them to run after it


We genuinely thought this was at the cutting edge of humour


Who remembers Party Lines?

Do you mean Party Lines as in 'shared' lines? Because, yes I do and they were a bloody nightmare.

My ex husband went to Finland on a business trip and when he came back I persuaded my friend at work, who was amzing at foreign accents to phone him and pretend to be a woman from Finland. She told him her name was Helga and did he remember the night of fun they had had. I was listening in and heard him gabble 'No, no you've got the wrong man', then he hung up.
Later that day he came to pick me up from work as usual and my friend and I agreed that if he walked through the door with a bunch of flowers, he was guilty as sin.
He did.

Oops! :joker:

:o

Which is the truth? It's no wonder Gamepodfan is confused :nono:

:laugh: Joey I think.

:nono: :laugh: That's naughty Jenny. He probably bought you those flowers because he loved you and did not want you to be upset by an unsolicited phone call from a mistaken crazy woman.

Did you ever confess to him?

Clocked

Hi Kirk, yes I did, after I divorced him.:laugh: I hasten to add, this was NOT the reason I divorced him.