I did but its a joke.

That's how our relationship is we are always saying nasty stuff to each other then laugh about it.

However she always waits till i go into the kitchen then shouts "I will have a drink"

yeah the school scene was really gory wasn't it

Goodnight

She should have said this when you were crying for a bottle when you were a baby hoe!

'*wretching* I'm gonna be sick. I'm gonna be sick' - In response to my dog literally just vomiting on the rug

um

"now I want a clean plate or there is no pudding"

just now to SBLT

"Jeez,he does talk some ****e,in a bid to be controversial"