Yes he will, and shedloads of money too, imagine dave down the pub coming up with that story...It would be met with total incredulity.
He said his penis popped out of his shorts and slipped up her vagina...Details or no details if that's your defence it's shot.
Nor do I agree that things are improving if I'm honest, even teachers are excused for failing to curb their enthusiasm, where's the improvement?

'The proportion of rape cases referred by police for prosecution is at its lowest level since records began, Parliamentary research has revealed.

Just 28 per cent of rape cases reported to the police were sent on to the Crown Prosecution Service in the year to March 2014. The rate is a dramatic fall from 2009, when more than half of all cases were referred to the CPS.'

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk...n-9669813.html

in your opinion...how is it irrelevant? were discissung what is rape , what is accidental rape? Im giving such an example. youre getting increasingly draconian and your rules and are often contradictory

Lol

Ummm I get what you're saying but this is a little bit misleading. It's pretty well established that the rape conviction rate compared to the report or even arrest rate is shockingly low... And that in many of those cases guilty people will be walking free. It's a crime that, in the absence of injury or confession, can be very very difficult to prove. Obviously there are many reasons for that, and they don't have immediately apparent solutions, but it is nonetheless a major flaw in the justice system and hardly "on the strength of one story".



Let's be honest it's hard enough to dock the rocket unassisted whilst drunk even during fully consensual sex! The chances of someone "falling" with their erect penis flailing and it somehow ending up inside a vagina... Well... It defies all logic. And anatomy. And physics.

I just don't get how it's half the story when he says that he had his penis out and fell into her Vagina?

Very true.Even with the most buckety of slutbuckets you have to actually take some care and attention to put it in the right place.
I'd say to accidentally fall into it would be a near impossibility.This is the worst defence i've ever heard.

Seriously?, do you speak to your mother with that mouth? Ew.

:joker:
You knew what i meant though.
It is a struggle to describe my meaning without it being graphic.

It's such a nasty term though :nono:

I can think of other descriptors which you would probably think much worse:hehe:

:nono:

To be fair though, surely vagina size has nothing to do with "being a slut"... I mean... Women in relationships usually have MORE sex than girls who are with different guys every weekend. Surely.

Its all about dem kegels.

I know.The only women that i've ever slept with that have the old 'baggy fanny' have been mothers tbf.Even the biggest penis can't affect vagina size that much unless it is from prolonged action.I'd say prostitutes could be at risk of the 'black hole of calcutta' syndrome due to the amount of usage but child birth is the main contributor.My humour is lost in this enviroment of sensitive souls and a strong feminine presence.


(It is also a myth that fat birds are looser so to speak.In my experience it is the opposite)

is raping a loose vagina any worse than raping a tight vagina? no. so why are we talking about this?

woman can have a loose vagina even if she's a virgin. she could be putting all sorts of large things up in there but never had sex with a man. i'm sure many lesbians would have very loose vaginas, lesbians are into fisting.

No!All rape is bad.My point was that this mans defence was ridiculous and even with the loosest of vaginas it would be practically impossible to find your way in there by accident.

Depends whose perspective we're thinking about I suppose...

well it can't be that hard. i've heard of lots of women that say they accidentally hid drugs in there, they said they don't even remember...

to be fair, i once found a penny between my butt cheeks , and i don't know how it got there...i'm guessing it just have been on the couch or bed and i sat on it and it just happened to get stuck between my but cheeks. :shrug:

that was just a penny though... i doubt a dick could accidentally **** me though...

:joker:

... No one is going to believe this story either! You penny fetishist.