Josy then tripped up and fell down a...

Daniel threw salt all over the slugs to stop Josy being clumsy

ashley's momentary loud and dramatic thunder dwindled into a faint groan, whilst josy trod on another slug and the whole world wept

Mineshaft, Niamh saw but decided to let her stay down there. There was only room for one head mod.

Kathy made a shock appearance.

And hit Josy over the head with a

Britney Jean CD.

Bex decided today was a nice day to go shopping. Unfortunately she didn't realise that today was national pwostitute day and kept getting men pestering her on the street. The last one she had enough of and hit him with a George Foreman grill she had bought for her mam. He was dead. She took a closer look and it was Kirk.

There was a video playing on the computer, it was Kirk talking to his poo. Josy heard him tell it 'I love you sweet waste of mine, lets wed in the morning'
Jessica looked on in horror as

This actually happened

Same

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